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'Magic Who? Oh I'm sorry, I will no longer be needing your services, I've found someone with better abs by the name of Ryan Lochte.'

Magic Who? Oh Im sorry, I will no longer be needing your services, Ive found someone with better abs by the name of Ryan Lochte.

Lol

Why is it when a certain coworker goes on vacation I feel like I am on vacation? Would she be talking abt the boss?

Harsh... but so true. Never settle for the average guy!

Harsh... but so true. Never settle for the average guy!

I have no idea what just happened in that movie theater...but I'm definitely pregnant with Channing Tatum's baby.

Funny Confession Ecard: I have no idea what just happened in that movie theater.but I'm definitely pregnant with Channing Tatum's baby.

Funny Confession Ecard: I will never understand decaf coffee or non alcoholic beer.

eh, I kinda get the decaf coffee, but non alcoholic beer.that just defeats the purpose of the beer right?

Douchebag

and I didn't give a tiny rat's ass then either.

I need to live near a Super Target again!

then, i told him, i just need to go to target real quick. be back in ten minutes. hahaha, and he believed me.

Funny Flirting Ecard: I am literate, I like beer, I have dogs and a valid driver's license. Plus, I'm really good at parallel parking. I'm kind of a catch.

"I am literate, I like beer, I have dogs and a valid driver's license. I'm kind of a catch." Well I have a cat but I like dogs too!

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