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I work every day, my own choice of course, until 6:00, almost every day because my job is just that rewarding.
Because lesson planning and grading really aren't a part of my 8-3:30 job....... More like working until 6:00 many days and still taking work home!
Said no teacher ever! EVER! Seriously truth!!!!
Said no 1st year teacher ever!
For my teacher friends :)
Haha story of my life!
Supply teachers can ;)
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... how to recover when you trip & fall, how to not laugh when kids say inappropriate, yet funny stuff, how to get the class focused again after YOU say something that just didn't come out right, and so much more!!!
For all my teacher friends out there!! This is soo true! I'd like to add walking down the hall to the list as well!
You forgot the part 'and unless you live in Chicago - Ramen Noodles WILL be the diet - make sure you love what you want to do!'
I'm not sure about the ramen noodles; but it should also include "How not to panic when a kid barfs in your room." :)
@Joanna Bell instead of Ramen Noodles it should say "Dr. Perky at the end of the month" HAHA
Happy New School Year! Although I would like to replace ramen noodles with paperwork.
Teacher Humor - can't relate to the Ramen noodles but everything else seems to fit!
Love this! Except, apparently I still haven't learned about ramen noodles.
This is for all my teacher friends! It's so true!
I love it when they change the standards and increase class size! Said no teacher EVER. #teachers #classroom #school #jokes #funny
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That'll be my school next year..... Testing all on Common Core AND I could have 33 students!!! What?! 😁
Funny Teacher Week Ecard: 'I love it when they change the standards and increase class size!' Said no teacher EVER.
Like what happened to me during this school year....
Common core is making me crazy!
Hello 2013-2014 school year
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Not liking Common Core.
So true!! :)
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Haha....so true...kids tell all. Whatever you dont want your child's teacher to know, then dont tell your kids! lol
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This is absolutely true. Parents, kids will repeat what you say & sell you out on your actions.
haha, so true.I know more about your home life than you realize.
Hahahaha!! So true, gotta love the funny stuff kids tell me!!
Hahahahaaaa! This is sometimes true...kids are so funny!
Ha! This is so true :) Kids tell us everything ...
Hahaha! So true!! Kids spill everything
Haha, so true! Kids are so candid!
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Teacher Confession: Parent-Teacher Conferences explain a lot. @Eileen Vitelli Italico @Teresa Selberg . #iRELATE
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Teacher Confession: Parent-Teacher Conferences explain a lot. For the teacher friends I know.
Teacher Confession: Parent-Teacher Conferences explain a lot..... OH YES THEY DO!!! lol!
Teacher Confession: Parent-Teacher Conferences explain a lot. So do IEP meetings...
Sooooo true!!!!!!.... Teacher Confession: Parent-Teacher Conferences explain a lot.
For my teacher friends. Makes me wonder what my kids teachers think!
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LOL!!!! So true..... although with all of the current changes in testing standards, being an experienced teachers really isn't much different!! Lol! @Christy Hazen ahhh thanks!!! I love you and miss you.
Right?!! However, in my school, the new teachers are given exemplary evaluations by administration and the veteran teachers (those who remain anyway) are labeled "in need of improvement." Please pray for all the young teachers who are taking daily anxiety and depression medication to cope, dealing with eating disorders, etc. as well as the veteran teachers who just want their due...
And being an experienced teacher right now is like trying to fix and upgrade the plane while still trying to be the pilot flying it, and the attendants taking care of the passengers, and being in charge of the flight control tower, and having to run the company that owns it, all in one.
That about covers it! "Being a new teacher is like trying to fly an airplane while building it." - Rick Smith
Or being an experienced teacher... it just doesn't matter. It's always like that!
What being a new teacher feels like.
First year teacher! It is so true!
Being a new teacher....
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So true..... still a zombie but just give me a couple more weeks!
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So true, cleaning, library visits, reading, hobbies, cooking "real meals"....teacher friends you know what I mean
Dedicated to all of my TEACHER Friends & Relatives...I know these last few weeks of school are going to be difficult, but HANG IN THERE! You're almost at the finish line...you can make it!
I hear all my teacher friends (and their families) shouting, "Amen!"
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Happy Summer Teacher Friends! so true!
For all my teacher friends... <3
Funny. Teachers need breaks :)
for all of my teacher friends!
haha ... funny, funny!
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Funny Teacher Week Ecard: Don't tell me teachers don't work in the summer. Real teachers work all summer.... even if it is Pinning classroom ideas on Pinterest. Sounds like prof. development to me!
Funny Teacher Week Ecard: Don't tell me teachers don't work in the summer...
haha...don't know whether to laugh or cry...so true :)
Teaching.... true story.............. Amber!!!!!
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So true!!!!! And so funny!!!
This made me giggle!
50 ways G Docs is useful for schools.
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This website shows 50 ways Google Docs can be used in the classroom for student collaboration, student-teacher communication, self organization, and more.
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You're making it difficult for me to be the teacher I'd always imagined I would be... for my teacher friends
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For all my teacher friends, lol. @Hannah Levetzow @Alyson Walters
LOL - too true!!! For all my teacher friends!
Never forget why you started teaching, lol
LOL - For my teacher friends :)
HA! For all my teacher friends!
My feelings somedays :(
Teaching - funny
Don't you get it? If I make my classroom super cute and organized, then the rest of my year will go so smoothly! | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com
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Don't you GET it? If I make my classroom super cute and organized, then the rest of my year will go SO smoothly!
it would be nice... for my teacher friends. It's almost time for school.
If only it worked that way! But it sure does make me feel better!
Would be great for teachers if this is how it worked....
So that's the trick...organized teacher humor
Another one for my teacher friends.
A teacher funny... Lol!!!
for my teacher friends!
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU’RE A TEACHER? By Jeff Foxworthy
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE A TEACHER? by Jeff Foxworty # You get a secret thrill out of laminating things. # You can hear 25 voices behind you and know exactly which one belongs to the child out of line. # You walk into a store and hear the words, “It’s Ms./Mr. ____________ and know you have been spotted. # You have 25 people who accidentally call you Mom/Dad at one time or another. # You can eat a multi-course meal in under 25 minutes. # You’ve trained yourself to go to the bathroom at t...
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SO TRUE! HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE A TEACHER? by Jeff Foxworty # You get a secret thrill out of laminating things. # You can hear 25 voices behind you and know exactly which one belongs to the child out of line. # You walk into a store and hear the words, “It’s Ms./Mr. ____________ and know you have been spotted. # You have 25 people who accidentally call you Mom/Dad at one time or another. # You can eat a multi-course meal in under 25 minutes. # You’ve trained yourself ...
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE A TEACHER? by Jeff Foxworty # You get a secret thrill out of laminating things. # You can hear 25 voices behind you and know exactly which one belongs to the child out of line. # You walk into a store and hear the words, “It’s Ms./Mr. ____________ and know you have been spotted. # You have 25 people who accidentally call you Mom/Dad at one time or another. # You can eat a multi-course meal in under 25 minutes. # You’ve trained yourself to go to the bathroom at two distinct times of the day, lunch and planning period. # You start saving other people’s trash, because most likely, you can use that toilet paper tube or plastic butter tub for something in the classroom. # You believe the Teacher’s Lounge should be equipped with a margarita machine. # You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to work 7 to 3 and have summers off”. # You believe chocolate is a food group. # You can tell if it’s a full moon without ever looking outside. # You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, “Boy, the kids are sure mellow today.” # You feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior when you are out in public. # You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form. # You spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children. # You can’t pass the school supply aisle without getting at least 5 items! # You ask your friends to use their words and explain if the left hand turn he made was a “good choice” or “bad choice.” # You find true beauty in a can full of perfectly sharpened pencils. # You are secretly addicted to hand sanitizer. # You understand, instantaneously, why a child behaves in a certain way after meeting his/her parents
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Funny Teacher Week Ecard: 'I do this for the money,' said no teacher ever.- For all my teacher friends!
@Anna Sophia @Ginny Mix Funny Teacher Week Ecard: 'I do this for the money,' said no teacher ever.
'I do this for the money,' said no teacher ever....my teacher friends do it because they love it!
funny stuff.... but true stuff.
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Teacher Confession: Once a child is in my class, I will always refer to him as 'one of my kids' - even when he's grown.
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"Teacher Confession: Once a child is in my class, I will always refer to him as 'one of my kids' - even when he's grown." - I do this, and 18 year olds cannot physically be my children!
Teacher Confession: Once a child is in my class, I will always refer to him as 'one of my kids'. I think this annoys my husband!
Haha!!! So me! Teacher Confession: Once a child is in my class, I will always refer to him as 'one of my kids' - even when he's grown.
Teacher Confession: Once a child is in my class, I will always refer to him as 'one of my kids' - even when he's grown. They always have a place in your heart
Teacher Confession: true story!
True Teacher Confession
A teacher must: the ability to do everything all at once. Tie shoes, conduct small group activity, wipe that nose, facilitate conflict negotiation, take anecdotal notes for assessments, listen to that story about something unrelated to task at hand, have that child stop leaning back in their chair, be upbeat and maintain cool and smile, making it look easy.
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No such thing as one thing at a time. Teacher life
Lol so true teacher life more like an octupus
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Teacher Confession: I hide candy in my desk and secretly eat it when the children aren't looking. ----- Jolly Ranchers and Laffy Taffy. I'm so ashamed
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Teacher Confession: I hide candy in my desk and secretly eat it when the children aren't looking.
I don't even keep it a secret. Eating a sucker now. In front of er'body. Teacher humor
teacher humor - we do the same thing at FarmTime :/ http://farmtimeclassroom.com/
Teacher humor - heck yes! Sometimes I don't even hide the eating!!
Teacher humor...wait.. there are teachers who DON'T do this?
Teacher humor I would do this. Lol
teacher confession - candy
Six Classroom Questions to start off the school year!
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6 Questions to ask your students...I would probably have to adjust this slightly for high school students, but it could work out to be an awesome idea for the first day of school
Six questions to ask your kids on the first day of school... also other beginning of year ideas.
First Week of School Idea: Write out six questions, all having to do with how to make our classroom and ourselves function to the highest level, on six pieces of chart paper. Students, in groups of three, spent two minutes at each chart, collaborating and responding to each question on a sticky note. After all groups visited each chart paper station, I hung all of the charts up and we discussed each answer and noticed some very interesting trends.
Excellent ideas for not only for first day of school ideas, but also parent communication!
Great first week of school ideas to help establish goals and build a "team" environment.
First days of school ideas (e.g., 6 questions for the first week of school).
Six Classroom Questions to start off the school year! (1st day)
First Day of School info + other classroom ideas
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Funny Christmas Season Ecard: Teacher's Survival Tip #87. . .In December, remember it's just crowd control.