Alice is actually pretty easy to get to bed right now. I hope that's not a bad sign for the later years... Hopefully, she'll always just want to read & sleep!
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Hahaha-to my dear daughter, funny but oh so meaning it!
truth! daughters #funny cards
How I will reply to any and all annoying PMS/PMT/menstruation jokes from here on out. ;D
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How I will reply to any and all annoying PMS/PMT/menstruation jokes from here on out. ;D @Theresa Burger Curley
How to come back from PMS jokes like a boss
No, my status message wasn't even about you. Why? Did you find something in your size? That's from our new "guilty conscience" collection. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
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Good update to a common ecard. Funny!
LOL!!! Ecard/ facebook
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Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.' Truth.
I hate it when people say "She's really nice once you get to know her." They might as well say "She's a bitch but you'll get used to it." | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Friendship Ecard--reminds me of someone I Really don't want to waste my time 'getting to know.' You can keep your friend, thanks
And someone FINALLY says the TRUTH!!! Love this! So so so so true!!!!
This is so true about everyone in my life and I so don't care! 😝
I nearly pissed my pants laughing at this! Haha, so true...
Funny stuff! I know a couple people like this.
Haha so true love these e cards
and Dad will drive me!
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Good parenting LOL:-) pinner said: Dear Daughters, Should I ever learn you've been twerking anywhere, at any time, I will learn to do it myself and make sure I chaperon every single dance you ever go to. Love, Mom
Dear Daughters and Granddaughters, Niece's or any child I care about!
I would totally embarrass any future daughter like this.
I don't have girls but this is funny stuff!!
Dear Daughter.... For my future children
Oh my poor daughters...and/or nieces!
Dear Daughters....u know it's true!!
Dear Daughters - : )
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"Next time the bully asks for your lunch money, tell him you left it on his mother's dresser." I can see my sister telling her kid this.
I'm going to be a great mother. Clarification: the kind who gives solid advice like this. Not the kind with lunch money on the dresser. :P
If my son ever gets picked on I'll tell him to use this line. And then get ready to defend himself!
HAHAHAHA! That's just good parenting. =)
This is what I will teach my children!
Gonna tell my son to say that! ha!
Your mom jokes get me every time!!
So wrong but so funny!
That's funny stuff!
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I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Very Funny Quotes | Very Funny Day Quotes I Don’t Like Making Plans For The Day Because ...
no plans...LMAO!!..That's some funny shit!
I don't like making plans... E Card
Ecards, so true...
"...I will laugh and laugh and..." Kiersten Burkhardt Burkhardt Cronin
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"...I will laugh and laugh and..." @Kiersten Burkhardt Burkhardt Burkhardt Cronin GOD this is so true
'...and when you get older and have your own children and THEY make YOU go batshit effing crazy, I will laugh and laugh and...'cry and cry
... and when you get older and have your own children and THEY make YOU got batshit effing crazy, I will laugh and laugh and...
laugh and laugh and laugh... This reminded me of my mom. I think she enjoys my melt down moments... lord knows sister and i pushed her to her breaking point more than a few times. lol.... Good times.
"...and when you get older and have your own children and THEY make YOU go batshit effing crazy, I will laugh and laugh and..." | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
"...I will laugh and laugh and..." @Kiersten Burkhardt Burkhardt Burkhardt Burkhardt Burkhardt Burkhardt Burkhardt Cronin
Oh yea, pretty sure all my friends/family will find me to be their comedic relief when the time comes!
...and when you get older and have your own children and THEY make YOU go batshit effing crazy, I will laugh and laugh and... more funny pics on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/yourfunnypics101
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Dear Children, sorry, but so funny!
Not true, but oh so funny! Lmfao
Hahahahahaa so funny
Hahaha so funny!
oh so funny!
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Funny Flirting Ecard: I always worry about the safety of my children. Especially the daughter who is talking back to me right now.
I always worry about the safety of my children. Especially the daughter who is talking back to me right now. | Flirting Ecard
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@Sawyer Poitra child safety!!
Child safety ;-)
I'm as bored as a slut on her period. | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com
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Seriously? Maybe it's just bc I'm a self-described monogamous slut, and I STARTED my moontime today, I was also bored. It was a bad day, and then I found this. grrr.
Bahahahaha this is awesome Karly so funny
Bahahahahahahaha! Oh that's funny stuff.
Seriously I need to get back to work.
So wrong but so funny!
Hahaha - vulgar humor
This is funny shit!
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Just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it's not going to be a good time. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Flirting Ecard: Just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it's not going to be a good time..
Just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it's not going to be a good time....so true!
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Ducking auto correct GIGGLES
...true story ;)
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OMG.....I'm still laughing!!!!
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Free, Cry For Help Ecard: You know you're drunk when you swerve to miss a tree and then realize it's only the air freshener hanging from your rearview mirror
I shouldn't laugh about drunk driving but that's damn funny...in theory.
I DEFINATELY don't promote drinking & driving but this cracked me up.
I wouldn't know... I don't drink & drive.. but this is funny!
I do not support drunk driving at all. But this was funny.
Just a side note: The JOKE is funny Drunk Driving IS NOT!
It's a very serious matter, so please don't drink drive
haha, its like the blonde jokes @Kayleena Boyd :)
I can't stop laughing!!!!
this made me laugh so hard
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Hahahaha! This is so funny ! I should tell this to kind in my English class
this seriously made me laugh so hard so wrong but so funny
Oh... & I can't stop laughing! Lol
!!! Hahahaha hsha aaaa so funny
Hahahaha! This is so funny !
Can't stop laughing!!!
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Haha. sometimes you just have to have the courage to say that to some of the MOST annoying people that think everything is the freakin' business..?
LOL! I wish I could show this to random people I meet who have something negative to say about how close in age my kids are.
LOL! I wish I could show this to random people I meet who have something negative to say
LOL...I really wish I could do this to one certain person in my life!
HAHA no one care what you think, bitch!
Haha Story of my life.
HAhahahha - sp much depends upon a red wagon . . .