Because last night I had either diverticulitis or my appendix was on the wrong side and exploding. (the comment made me laugh harder than the Web MD definition.)
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Web MD (proper noun) - Something that makes a mild cold into a deadly disease that will kill you within the next 24 hours. ***HILARIOUS, but SO true!***
A quote from a pt... "I thought I had a bladder infection, but then I read on Web MD and I thought I might have kidney failure or even bladder cancer." Makes pts think the worst of their symptoms. Pretty sure that pt went home and didn't have kidney failure....
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Web MD so true! This made me laugh out loud.
Web MD humor- so true!
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I don't know about you but I have thought about running away more often now as an adult then when I was a kid. #ecards
True story....only now I know its impossible to run away to some super cool fantasy land because I can't afford the gas to get there. Being an adult suck!
There was a time in my life that I would have said that describes my life. I spent 11 years coming home and wishing every day that I could run away then one day I walked away and took my child with me. That was the best day of my life because then I was free to be me and to become the me I wanted to be. Sometimes you don't have to run, you have to make a decision to walk away and never look back.
Every day of my life I have wanted to run away.
Omg so funny but true.
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Drinks On the House | A Drinking Humor Board | There's always room to add #vodka #drinkinghumor #vodkahumor
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I dont really drink but this is funny!!!... Hahaha!!!
Ok, I don't drink vodka but this just made me laugh.
If there's not room, drink some then add the vodka.
Vodka makes things better!
I giggled out loud!
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@ Florinda Gonzalez.... mind punching "I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times." - Unknown #quotes #writing
"I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times." - Unknown #quotes #writing
hahahaha ---hysterical! this made me laugh, because sadly this is so true.
Remain calm and think murderous thoughts. :)
working on that controlling thoughts thing
hahahhaha my life in a quote
Funny stuff and yet so true!
So true in my daily life!
truth of life lol :)
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"Saying you'll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself it's not important." So true.. Every day
sooo true (after 3 mid-afternoon trips to get my oil changed- and always being told that they're not busy first thing in the morning)
Haha I say every night I'm going to wake up and go for a walk and every morning I convince myself that I need sleep.
Story of my life. Pretty much every morning. I should stop kidding myself.
Funny, cause I'm actually planning on doing this tomorrow morning already.
This is Me to a Tee!! Not even kidding! Say this everyday.. lol
Things become much clearer in the morning! EVERY Morning
Every single day. #Words #Quotes #Sayings #Phrases
My life story... Seriously. EVERYday.
Oh so true, or they'll say what's wrong with you and you can only take it so much before you wanna say well now I'm pissed that you keep asking me that.
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...seriously... this is the number one thing that really gets me mad, if i say it's cool, im over it!
Story of my life (and I swear I made my the truth section, not knowing you had one too =)
YES. Yes this is so true and one of the things in the world that I hate the most
So true becuase when someone says "Are you mad?" is the most annoying thing.
#quote #saying #mad #funny sound familiar babe ;)
makes me laugh but SO TRUE
Yep, that's me.
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Sarcastic comments are probably the only things that come out of my mouth.
oh pinterest, you keep me laughing so! #sarcasm #advice #funny
sarcasm is the right thing @JulieAnn Bevins - just for you
I take sarcasm seriously. I dont find this funny at all.
This is a Chandler quote from FRIENDS. :D Good stuff!
Funny "FRIENDS" quote (from Chandler, of course!).
I love Chandler Bing :-) (friends quote)
sarcasm is the right thing
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lol. My life story. If I had fake at least they'd stay in one place. Lol
Laughed out loud... Totally trueeeee.
Hello double sports bras....
Story of my life lol
Busty girl problems.
Lol. Funny but true
big boob problems.
That is so funny
HAHA. So. True!
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So funny, in my baby book my mom wrote that I was bossy with my little sister (I was probably 5) - so true even today!!
I'm not bossy . . . just know what you should be doing #sarcasm #sarcastic #quotes #funny
I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. Funny quote
Everyone KNOWS I'm super bossy so thought this was appropriate!
Funny Facebook Status: Not being bossy funny facebook quote
This is funny. Really funny. It made me "giggle" (:
I'm not bossy. Every teacher needa this sign!
I'm not bossy- just the truth
I laugh, but it is so true!
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... and apparently too many to spell the words "annoys" and "takes" correctly. I'm such a grammar Nazi.
A special virus needs to be created that targets people who post such grammatically incorrect pins and then it shuts down their internet access so the rest of us aren't subjected to their stupidity. This is PAINFUL to read!!
even thought this had an "annoying" typo.. i had to repost. haha :)
I'm just annoyed at the poor english and typo's!
Annoyed. Bahaha. So true
Rule 2 live by!
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. ~ Mr Big, Sex and the City quote
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
Mr Big. After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. So true.
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Sex and the city #quote Mr. Big
Some birds just aren't meant to be caged...
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Some birds just aren't meant to be caged... | I know you're one of those birds and you're happiest when you're free. I want you to be free, but that doesn't mean I don't ever want to see you or that I'm giving up... It just means I'm trying to do things better and the right way for you :)
"...their feathers are just too bright" My all time favorite quote - Shawshank Redemption
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Some birds just aren't meant to be caged... #phrases #free #wallart
Some birds just aren't meant to be caged.....me, my Bird...Lol
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Some birds just aren't meant to be caged...Gorgeous words.
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Top famous 30 #motivational #quotes on life
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This is soooo my husband!!
this is my life!
lol so funny
This is so me!!
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So my friend posted this on instagram tagging me lol at first i was like wth.. but now i have to admit lol she was right.... it is the story of my life and so true! all things things are so mean to me
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"I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hate me, the tables and chairs are bullies, & the wall gets in the way." My life.
Im not clumsy funny jokes lol funny quote funny quotes humor humorous clumsy <3 so true
story of my life #clumsy #quotes
So true quote I'm really clumsy
the truth of my life
I m not clumsy!
I do know that we're not supposed to hold on to anger, but sometimes it really isn't easy to let go and get over some really bad things people have done to you, or to someone you love. ***And for that reason, I like this quote... wishing I could fix it so that Karma gets those people that haven't yet had to "pay their dues."
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Dear karma I have a list of people you missed. .. And you will definitely get your karma for all the things you have done and said. And your karma is gonna be twice as bad! You know who you are!
Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed. Via @SangD #funny #giggles #quotes
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so true... well actually I have quite a long list ....
This quote makes me laugh every time I read it!!!
Dear Karma... Isn't that the truth?!
Gotta say that this is so true.
Pretty funny stuff
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OMGosh...why do I think this is sooo funny?! Makes me laugh out loud every time I read it.
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This makes me giggle and think of my good friend kristine
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Totally a friend thing! Haha.
Yep, that's me
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sad how many times I have done this!!! Signs You're Losing It, Vol. 2 | More LOLs & Funny Stuff for Moms | NickMom
Things like this happen to me, my cell phone was vibrating in my pants back pocket one time. Have to just laugh about it!
Fibromyalgia humor. Happens to me all the time, sometimes it is my glasses which are on my face. Gotta laugh, though! I JUST SAY MY BRAIN IS MUSH TODAY, LUCKY I KNOW MY NAME LOL!!
I have spent way too much time looking for my cell phone in the morning when it was already in my hand!
Fibromyalgia humor. Happens to me all the time, sometimes it is my glasses which are on my face. Gotta laugh, though!
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Shaking my head and laughing at myself with this one... Don't know how many times I've done this. Fibro fog
funny stuff. Honestly, I'm sure we've all done this with something (maybe not our cell phones)...
We all been there! #quote #funny #humor
Yep, happens all the time! :)
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Just pin it anyway - it never hurts to have a backup pin! :) #Pinterest #funny #quotes haha thought that many times...
The "stress" of pinterest - this is so true! So ME!! :)So me too ! Great pinterest board :) Do you ever find yourself driving around or in a store and see something and think that looks awesome or that is so cute,then you want to reach for your mouse to Pin it? LOL ;) Suzanne
The "stress" of pinterest - this is so true! So ME!! :)-Not to Worry!
Did I already pin this? Humor on #Pinterest #funny #laugh. so true.
This happens to me A LOT! too funny I Just Now thought this...
the "stress" of pinterest #pinterest #truth #lol
SO TRUE!!! Story of my life... gosh!