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"Women are not moody! We simply have days when we are less inclined to put up with your shit!

A man's day off is 'his day off' A woman's day off is time to catch up with the housework....

A man's day off is "his day off". A woman's day off is time to catch up with the housework (ain't this the bloody truth :P)

Funny Family Ecard: Older siblings... The only people who will pick on you for their own entertainment and beat up anyone else who tries.

Haha this sounds about right speaking on behalf someone who is an older and younger sibling. but i also do this to my older sister :)

Just for clarification... Did you say you want to ASK me a question or AX me a question? Because I dont want to die....

Just for clarification. Did you say you want to ASK me a question or AX me a question? Because I don't want to die.my mother's biggest pet peeve

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

You know that amazing feeling when you go to bed knowing your entire house is clean? Ya, neither do I.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: You know that amazing feeling when you go to bed knowing your entire house is clean?

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