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well, I would have to agree with this one

If you want your husband to finx something around the house, attempt to fix it yourself using his power tools.

Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away anything, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a mexican drug lord.

Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away anything, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a drug lord. my daughter

text me quotes quote phone lol funny quotes texts

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

lol

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

That is too funny! Ha!

"My wife Mary & I have been married for 47 years and not once have considered divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never" Jack Benny :)

a scorned scorpio woman - Google Search

I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue. On an emotional and personal level. I'm working on delivery, but it hurts on so many levels to be quiet.

Now this is exactly how Future Progression feels like. Half dreaming and half awake.

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

that's false for me. quote by dorothy parker (sorry about that dorothy - might be true for you personally)

Everything i like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive or impossible essencials-for-life

Power Nap.

Great advice:) Even when all else doesn't fail, take a nap! I love naps!

true!

Some parents love to spend time with their children and some only want to spend time with one or neither. Sometimes parents forget to spend time with their children.One can only hope that every child is loved.

How does this keep happening???

I was going to be productive today. Happens all the time!

Home Rules - Always be honest - Proverbs 12:22. Count your blessings - Psalms 34:1-3. Bear each others burdens - Galatians 6:2. Forgive and forget - Micah 7:18. Be kind and tender hearted - Ephesians 4:32. Comfort one another - 1 Thessalonians 4:18.

I want this for my house! Home Rules - Always be honest - Proverbs Count your blessings - Psalms Bear each other's burdens - Galatians Forgive and forget - Micah Be kind and tender hearted - Ephesians Comfort one another - 1 Thessalonians

Craft Snark: When you marry a crafter... funny, but true. So very true!!

If you marry a creative person. My husband definitely married a creative person, lol.

I need to print this and post on my door at work...... !

i may look calm but . I may look calm, but in my head We killed you three times. Your name isn't leatseatburgers i may look calm but I in my head We killed you three times Your name isn't leatseatburgers

Welcome Mat: The house was clean last week... sorry you missed it!

House was clean last week sorry you missed it doormat. Mine should say was clean once.

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