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    • Gipsy Mehner

      The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming: “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M ---------------- If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” - why do I not have this?? ( i didn't write this and it's too funny not to post just for the caption :D)

    • Kaitlyn Jones

      The Defibrillator Toaster, every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” --i pinned this simply for the description, I read it in "Bones'" voice from Star Trek, love it.

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    Bad Puns: My mom would be so annoyed…every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming, “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CCs OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M. If we don’t restart his heart, he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

    The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming: WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP! DONT YOU DIE ON ME!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CCS OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!! Hes bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M ---------------- If we dont restart his heart , hes toast! JAM IT! Daddys in a butter place now, kids. - why do I not have this?? ( i

    So funny. I'm hoping our toaster over breaks soon so I can convince my roommate that we should buy one.

    How…????? Is this …I'm confused. How does this even work???

    This is the most beautiful toast ever. I would choose aesthetics over function.

    Glide Toaster. i am amazed. If i had this i think id eat toast all the time just to use it.

    Great thing to remember on those days where you're running around for 12 hours wondering why you thought becoming a nurse was such a great idea!

    If only talk radio personalities would learn the same lesson my dad teaches his high school juniors.

    Skull and bones toaster! If this doesn't just scream, "ANGEL NEEDS THIS!!!" then nothing does.