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My family.

I'm so happy the family is coming over so we can all talk over each other at extremely loud volumes. ~ It's called being Portuguese!

Apps on iPhone

Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel that they're panicked over who's getting cut from the team. --I will never look at that the same

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It's a disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jeans fad.

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So funny and true. Some people I think are just meant to ruin other peoples days and robe them of their happiness!

Swimsuit season #humor

Bathing suit

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like 'nah girl, you're good'. I hate the sweat pants voice.

I only run when something is chasing me

I only run when something is chasing me

You will NOT see me run or jog period. You will not make me run or jog i refuse and probably will throw something at you. The only time i run is if something is chasing after me.

Funny T-shirts & Tank Tops for Everyday Wear. Soft & Stylish.

Soft & Stylish T-shirts for Everyday Wear by EvertreeClothing

I'm 'it's 8:30 and you want to start a movie this late?' years old.

Because my Husband knows I will fall asleep before the movie gets through the opening credits.wait, that happens no matter what time the movie starts- Annnnd that's the reason why we don't go to movie theatres.

Well u have fun with all that. My kids will not be there. They definitely don't want to go see all them. So u have fun.

The Vernacular of Privilege

Did you want to 'ASK' me or 'AXE' me? Because, seriously, one is murder. Scott does this all the time! Drives me nuts:/

I feel a spree coming on. Its either a shopping one, or a killing one. The choice is totally up to you.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I feel a spree coming on. Its either a shopping one, or a killing one. The choice is totally up to you.

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