If you have someone in your life who laughs at the same crap you do, no matter how messed up it is. They are your soulmate.

GENIUS! Josh gets so mad when I hang up on him... He'll never catch on.

Doesn't karma take that as a challenge? But crying uncle doesn't do anything either..

Why must every wife and mother become a stark raving lunatic before anyone in her household takes her seriously

Pinterest • The world’s catalog of ideas
Search