I offend ME with those...

Not exactly inspiration, but hell yeah its funny! I do keep opinions to myself LOL

Dear Face Wash Commercials, Nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my bathroom is sopping wet now.

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Insurance Companies MOA and then that department might transfer you and then you might get disconnected so let me give you another number to call if that happens. Prior Authorization Run Around

My experience with "customer service" every time.There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way.

Hahahah!!!! I was just thinking this today! Stupid signs... Nobody cares if there's a baby on board or how many stick people are in your family!

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Fifty

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...the next time your curious...go fuck yourself. Shouldn't be too hard..you've fucked every guy you met..just like your mom hence why you dad walked out

"I'm afraid I can't go. I've already taken off my bra so I'm in for the night." Totally me

Oh my god!!! I totally thought this same exact saying and punch line when I was pumping the other day!  I thought I was all funny for coming up with it. Guess I'm not original ;)

A Funny Mom Quotes --> truth. definitely okay to cry over spilled breastmilk

I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, an others I'd love to punch in the face!

sing the alphebet

I was just thinking yesterday - does anyone else sing the alphabet or am I a dumbass? Nope, I sing too

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nails except mines reversed because im left handed. no matter how hard i try my left hand just doesnt look as good :(

Always there for me...@hollye

I don't often talk shit about people and if I do its usually things I've said to their face but it still would be GREAT to have a friend like this! Who's signing up to be that friend?

Yup that's me

This is me and it always gets me in trouble. Why can't I keep my mouth shut. Does it really matter that everyone else is thinking it?

Sorry house...you lose!

Adventures With My White Girl Weave

Unfortunately the house usually looks better than me. (just not enough time & my husband is more concerned with the house looking good)

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