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When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours.

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

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You can't unsee this. mitt romney is the mayor of whoville in the grinch stole christmas

Yep- guilty.......

As a kid, I used to talk into the fan to hear my robot voice. Who didn't do this as a kid?

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

And yet - I feel as if I've accomplished something.

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OH MY GOSH. this is seriously the most HILARIOUS thing ever. EVER. hahaha.

Pregnancy Message Boards - Baby Forums

Funny Family Ecard: Dear Mother-In-Law, I don't need you to teach me how to handle my children. I live with one of yours, and he needs a lot of improvement! I love my mother in law, but I couldn't pass this up--LOL

LOL by vny

by the power vested in me, i now pronounce you *blocked* and *deleted* you may now kiss my ass.

Sometimes I think that I have become a loner, because of how people has changed over the last decade. It is hard to allow someone to be your friend and know that you can trust them etc.. I have a very select few that I can go to.. I know there will always be drama and negativity, I am just glad that I do not have to deal with it as much as some do.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. this is my life

If You Only Knew

"I need a new perspective on life . or maybe just a nap. Yeah, probably just a nap." A nap can cure any number of ills.

I loathe sexist jokes from either side, but the next time some "clever" misogynist says this, this will be my response. :)

Humor ecard: Men say they don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. Well, I don't trust anything with 2 heads and only one brain.

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Ecard: If sex between 3 people is a threesome and between 2 people is a twosome. Now I understand why people call you handsome.

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