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A woman knows best!

Free, Encouragement Ecard: If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning. To my kids!

You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level.

i win. i win. i win!

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I'd be scared shitless.definitely know why I don't have kids

Really sucks when it's sober all the time

My 3 moods: too tired, old, & sober 🙅🏻

How to handle women

For Laughs, Smiles, & Grins _ This should do it!_"If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.

Every now and then

For your summer and the people that go with it. "Lord give me patience.Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

50shades of grey

Free and Funny Movies Ecard: Fifty Shades of Grey is only romantic because the guy is a Billionaire. If he lived in a trailer it would be an episode of CriminalMinds.

Never have truer words been written!

I don't hold grudges. I remember facts. Actually I do hold grudges.

@Donna Yordy @Kodie Spaulding @Karrie Gerber and i would say @Klarisa Kelsey, but you dont like wine...

i just rescued some wine. it was trapped in a bottle. i saved the day! must be heroes everyday!

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

and I am sure the bride with 20 bridesmaids doesn't have 20 real girlfriends