oh, how true this is.
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@ Florinda Gonzalez.... mind punching "I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times." - Unknown #quotes #writing
"I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times." - Unknown #quotes #writing
hahahaha ---hysterical! this made me laugh, because sadly this is so true.
Remain calm and think murderous thoughts. :)
working on that controlling thoughts thing
hahahhaha my life in a quote
Funny stuff and yet so true!
So true in my daily life!
truth of life lol :)
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definition of my life when i dont get three timely meals a day
I know this state well, my husband arrives here when hungry.
This is so true about a certain boyfriend of mine...
LOL! This is so my sister.
hangry. This is my husband
Story. Of. My life.
Ha! I can relate.
Hangry, so true
Angela Leija. Everytime.
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This is so funny. I would do that every time my son would cover my mouth! He would immediately remove his hand, so grossed out, and I would laugh and laugh! What a good feeling. ;)
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i like that the i will lick you part is written all fancy like!!
and then I will wipe your spit on your face. true story.
This is so funny but its true I will lick u
truth! I will do this!
Still single stuff.
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this made me giggle ... a lot! .. ...mmm.. but will be snuggling under blanket tonite, just in case a burglar commits a B&E!
i can't stop laughing at this one! it seems i laugh harder and longer when i'm trying to be quiet with a sleeping baby beside me...the bed is shaking with my not stop giggling!
Funny because it's so true! lol this is exactly what I thought when I was little! No one can get me under the blanket!
Oh my gosh this is so true. I've always thought this but still feel safe under the blanket.
LOL! this made me smile!!! So true though!
Hahahahhaa! Just died laughing, so true!
Quotes - "Under a Blanket"
blanket truths hahahaha
Haha! Funny Stuff!
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Relatable Post #2590 Reasons I check my voicemail: !% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon. So true and so me.
Seriously though. That little red dot pisses me off. (SO TRUE!)
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So true! Cuz I hate voicemail messages!
Tell me it doesn't make u laugh???
So true. hate voicemails
so true... #humor
So funny, in my baby book my mom wrote that I was bossy with my little sister (I was probably 5) - so true even today!!
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I'm not bossy . . . just know what you should be doing #sarcasm #sarcastic #quotes #funny
I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. Funny quote
Everyone KNOWS I'm super bossy so thought this was appropriate!
Funny Facebook Status: Not being bossy funny facebook quote
This is funny. Really funny. It made me "giggle" (:
I'm not bossy. Every teacher needa this sign!
I'm not bossy- just the truth
I laugh, but it is so true!
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When co-workers excitedly say "It is Friday!" all I can think about is that it brings us that much closer to Monday.
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I ask the same thing every Monday and Friday
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Funny quotes that will make you laugh
Monday Friday. My thoughts exactly.
Friday and Monday. So true!
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If you would just do what I say and do it when I say to do it, things would be so much more efficient. Your welcome.
quote. I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing. I take it as a compliment Im a born leader! and if thats the worst Im called.....lol :)
Tyler got me a mug that says 'I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas' but this works too!
this made me laugh so hard thinking about how I am with my husband! (he agrees) :) lol
i have your best interest in mind; just do what my bossy ass says.
I'm not kidding when I say that everyone I know thinks I'm bossy.
so true, story of my life haha
my life in a quote
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I hate how accurate this is. -- Funny but true
So true its not even funny hahah @Sarah Brady
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So true its not even funny hahah
so true I LOVE CHOCOLATE :)
Funny but oh so true!
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I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. .....so true!
True story. It happened to me last night when I was getting ready for bed. Andrew asked me if there was someone in the bathroom with me because he heard me laughing.
I'm the type of girl... (I think I have the "I laugh at inappropriate times" disease)
totally me! I will laugh at my own thoughts... lol
Truth. I am THAT girl.
Stand by me... I used to say this all the time lol
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Stand by Me movie quote. Yea! What HE said! To this day I still am tempted to say this! Haha
Stand By Me best movie ever - I used to love saying this to the boys at school! funny!
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Stand By Me (love the movie & this story by Stephen King). ♥
I don't shut up. Stand By Me by Stephen King. Great Movie!
Stand by Me shirt, i need this! all time favorite movie
"Stand By Me." Hands down...all time FAVORITE movie!!
Favorite movie ever!!!! Stand by Me!!!!!!!
don t shut up .. throw up
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. ~ Mr Big, Sex and the City quote
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
Mr Big. After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. So true.
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Sex and the city #quote Mr. Big
Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.
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HELLO Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.THIS IS A JOHN LENNON QUOTE FYI!!!!
This should be on my grave stone!!!! Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Wall Art Print by Oliver Gal on #zulily today!
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I really like what this says Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Art Print by Oliver Gal on #zulily today!
'The Time You Enjoy' "wasting" - is Not Wasted Time [emotional health, Mental Peace with your time spent]
I enjoy wasting time with you, but it really isn't wasted, because it brings me closer to you.
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So my friend posted this on instagram tagging me lol at first i was like wth.. but now i have to admit lol she was right.... it is the story of my life and so true! all things things are so mean to me
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"I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hate me, the tables and chairs are bullies, & the wall gets in the way." My life.
Im not clumsy funny jokes lol funny quote funny quotes humor humorous clumsy <3 so true
story of my life #clumsy #quotes
So true quote I'm really clumsy
the truth of my life
I m not clumsy!
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My life before Stoli was born. Now I wake up thinking, maybe I'll get to nap today. And Stoli laughs at me.
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap. http://melanysguydlines.com #humor #blogger #funny #quotes #memes
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha, good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap. #funny
Made me laugh. Mine goes a little something like that. I wake up tired each day planning to be productive but wanting a nap so badly and then two little ones say, "Haha! That's a funny one. We won't nap at the same time so you can too." And then I never get a nap anymore but spend all day every day thinking about it.
Funny Quotes - Waking Up. Ain't that the truth!!
Funny Quotes - Waking Up - #humor
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Sorry for the language, but I literally laughed out loud. So true. I get mean and grumpy when I'm hungry!
Don't try to tell me that #hungry is not an #emotion because I #feel that #shit in my #soul. #Pinterest #Thought #Funny #Humour
Don't try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that shit in my soul. Truth.
Hahaha so true, I need to carry Snickers with me because I get very moody when I'm hungry!
This made me laugh this morning. I eat all day. Seriously every few hours. No one ever got fat from eating whole, nutritious, clean superfoods! Starvation is NOT an option for me. My goal is to gain lean muscle, not breakdown every ounce of muscle in my body and dehydrate myself by not eating. I hate being hungry. I do feel that shit in my soul! Starvation zaps your energy, ruins your metabolism, and is completely unsustainable both mentally and biologically. Hangry is a real emotion! And it is
I am sorry for all the mean and cruel things I said when I was hungry. :(
#funny #food #hungry #quote #bitch
made me giggle
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Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry. - Quote Giggle
Ain't that the truth || The fact that it's by AbbyHasIssues made me laugh
Hell hath no Fury... oooohhh this is truth
Hell hath no Fury....oh so true!
Lol!!!! True story :D
Yup. True story.
Ha, true story.
True story ;)
Yepp that's sounds about rightt
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Too funny! It does happen, only on occasion!
hahaha didn't know there was such a thing.
Ain't that the truth !!!! My favorite word
Way TOO TRUE! Laugh out loud funny!!!
We are intelligent women who say..
hahaha!! so true! @Brittney Rush
so true its my favorite word
Absolutely…My Dad watching Red Skelton!
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If you know my husband than you know this to be true! His laugh is so joyous and electrifying that you can't help but laugh out loud...even when things are not so funny.
Haha!! So true though... I tell my friend a joke and we end up laughing for five minutes because our laughs are so funny. :)
when my friend ryan tries to explain something that's funny i end up just laughing at him because HE can't stop laughing to tell me the joke
This is my husband of 42 years: kind, responsible, very smart, humble, funny, honest who often has the unbounded good humor of an 8 year old...he still laughs at fart jokes, and it is so full of innocent joy that I laugh too. ak
:-) My husband has an incredible laugh that always brings a smile to my face, luckily he's pretty funny too!
Half the time my friend's wouldn't be funny if it weren't for them laughing at their own joke :p
I have a friend who's laugh is ALWAYS funnier than the joke, just makes everything funny
When Someone S Laugh Is Funnier Than The Joke Funny Quotes
;) Things to ❀⊱Make Me Smile⊰❀ so true
all the time.