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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Ok I'll try and phrase this so it doesn't hurt your feelings.You annoy the ever living fuck out of me.

I think I've gotten control over it, then they say something else that inspires instant ire in me! Bah!

Funny Confession Ecard: I cannot formulate an expression using tangible words in any language that would even begin to express how much you piss me off.

gonna have to start learning them in different languages....

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands. SO TRUE.SO TRUE.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

This was true for me today. Actually, this whole sticking week. Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

BWAHAHA!  What a way to butcher a nursery rhyme . . .

So inappropriate, but certainly funny as hell! but so applies to someone we all know!

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Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout. I don't mind hearing about the gym but this is still funny.

Can you give me a minute? I'm looking for a fuck to give.

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If Facebook had a 'who really cares' button. Honey you would finally get the attention you crave.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

Eenie meenie miny moe you ain't nothing but a hoe you think you're cute you think you're classy. Newsflash girl YOU'RE FRICKIN NASTY !

Humor ecard: Eenie meenie miny moe You aint nothing but a hoe You think you're cute You think you're classy Newsflash girl You're fricken nasty LMAO terribly funny and accurate

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Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

Maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 & shoved it into your personality

Maybe your dick is so small because you took of it and shoved it into your personality. This makes me laugh every time I read it :)

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