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SHUT UP. I wear heels bigger than your dick.sometimes I don't even wear heels.

 SO me! HAHA!

We are intelligent, classy, well-educated women who say FUCK a lot!

soo me!

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Just because someone’s singing all the time doesn’re an amazing singer and want everyone to hear them… singing is just fun :)

I used to think you took my breath away, but then I realized I was just suffocated by your bullshit.

well some of them don't take my breath away, but still suffocate me with their BS.

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The first time I rapped all of Lose Yourself by Eminem. That awesome feeling of how gangster you are the first time you rap your favorite part of a song without screwing up.

Haha

For my besties!Funny Friendship Ecard: When I said you were my best friend, I meant that you are the only person on earth who knows almost everything about me and you better keep your whore mouth closed.

That dirty look you give the sidewalk when you turn around after tripping over it

In my defense a sidewalk broke my teeth. So sidewalks def. deserve dirty looks.

Love this, so true! Thanks for the laugh Ash!

What do boys even find attractive about boobs they are literally a ball of fat a girl's chest. Like you can love me for the fat on my chest why can't you love me for the fat on my stomach you piece of shit.

Yup..single life... This could not be anymore accurate at this exact moment!

funny quote my relationship status is sweatpants, oreos and netflix.

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