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Funny Confession Ecard: I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can of biscuits.

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"When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said." - your ecards

This is so me...now if I could only get daddy to relax like me! lol

Parenting - children - funny: Screaming no longer fazes me. I now only get up for children at the sound of broken glass or the smell of smoke.

Funny Friendship Ecard: They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. At this point, my dear, I should be able to bench-press a Buick.

No DOUBT! Funny Friendship Ecard: They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. At this point, my dear, I should be able to bench-press a Buick.

true!!!   hahaha

They stole my quote! I just said this to my DH, who keeps my poor plants alive in spite of me.

Folding Laundry with a Toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it.

Funny Family Ecard: Folding Laundry with a Toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it. So true

Yes!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges.  I do, however, remember facts.  Forever.  - lol

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges. I do, however, remember facts forever.learning to let go but this is too funny & indicative of the past

Running is not my strength

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

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