This is my bf to a T haha
Stay sassy my friends
Funnies on Cards
Fucking healthy shit
Make me Laugh
We're sleeping on the wrong side of the bed no matter what, so...
'If you have a problem with me please write in nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.'
Come On, Seriously Guys?
You know, I really don't... ;-)
'Nobody touches my junk quite the way you do.'
Your face, I like that shit.