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truth fact yo!! So if I'm quiet then this is why lol. Yet I'm very talkative. How would it work lol but once again I rather stay quiet than to make them feel worse. Lol

Sorry, my ears have reached maximum BS capacity. You'll have to f**k off now please. Thank you.

Sorry, my ears have reached maximum BS capacity. You'll have to f**k off now please. Thank you.

I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered.

I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered.

love this so much right on!!!!!!! so many people I could dedicate this quote to so yeah...mind your own business and don't judge me as a person or a parent okay? thankyou!

love this so much right on!!!!!!! so many people I could dedicate this quote to so yeah...mind your own business and don't judge me as a person or a parent okay? thankyou!

When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

A man's day off is 'his day off' A woman's day off is time to catch up with the housework....

A man's day off is 'his day off' A woman's day off is time to catch up with the housework....

I love when someone puts a long complaint as their status update and you ask if they're ok and they reply, 'inbox me.' I'm sorry, was this private?

I love when someone puts a long complaint as their status update and you ask if they're ok and they reply, 'inbox me.' I'm sorry, was this private?

Those stupid ninja cars are the worst >.< you know, the ones that hide from you until you're about to turn into the spot...

Maryland woman allegedly rammed two people with car over parking spot dispute

Those stupid ninja cars are the worst >.< you know, the ones that hide from you until you're about to turn into the spot...

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