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Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

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Funny Confession Ecard: After exercising I always eat a pizza. just kidding. I don't exercise. You love pizza and BakerStone loves you.

It's a complete sentence.

Can I just get a bunch of these made up and hand them out like business cards?

I've decided to add "extensive experience in dealing with stupid people" to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!! | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Confession Ecard: I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!

Apps on iPhone

Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel that they're panicked over who's getting cut from the team. --I will never look at that the same

this is actually my life...and im not even a mother yet. I literally am wearing plaid flannel pants right now and i will get up in the morning and put on my black yoga pants for work...what has my life beome

Motherhood: When changing from plaid flannel pj pants into black yoga pants qualifies as 'getting dressed'. And Bekah you can so rock those yoga pants!

Back fat: Can't suck it in. Sorry!

This is exactly how I feel about fictional characters. Especially characters like Christian Grey, Gideon Cross, Gabriel Emerson, etc.

Some people are way too caught up in trying to make their life look amazing, instead of fixing the broken parts.

Just calling to remind you that I know you in real life-haha.I know some people like this :)

Running is not my strength

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

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