LOL

(Too bad intelligent is spelled wrong) LOL I stay fat because it would not be fair to all the thin people if I were this good looking, intelligant, funny AND thin. Its a public service really.

Well, it's not because I'm shy.

Mom+always+told+me+if+you+can't+say+anything+nice,+then+don't+say+anything+at+all.+And+some+people+wonder+why+I'm+so+quiet+around+them. That's me! So!

Hahahahaha.

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Escape with Dark Chocolate: Printable Wrap

Here's to every mother who has ever eaten a candy bar in a closet, because frankly, you just didn't want to share. Or a peanut buster parfait after they went to bed.

Your crazy is still showing  #mental

Funny Breakup Ecard: Just remember son, there isn't enough make-up in the world to cover up crazy. Not even COVER GIRL

Hear that? It's the sound of my mind exploding.

New favorite palindrome: Dammit I'm Mad spelled backwards is Dammit I'm Mad

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. story of my lifeeee

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. This is so me! Problem is I buy more when its gone!

a.m.h....examine these kind of ft!!!

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lol no one wants to hear how much he/she does for you & how much you love them EVERY SINGLE DAY. Get a hobby.

haha oops lmbo i was so guilty.lol til he deleted fb.i seriously think maybe he blocked me;D bahahahahaha Thank God no one punched me in the face.

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