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Funny Friendship Ecard: Your kid's temper tantrum is my personal birth control.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Your kid's temper tantrum is my personal birth control.

When I'm old(er) ... I'm not going to sit around knitting ... I'm going to  .... http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/73/e1/50/73e1507052dc0485ffefa78e5c08d1b4.jpg

When I'm old(er) ... I'm not going to sit around knitting ... I'm going to .... http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/73/e1/50/73e1507052dc0485ffefa78e5c08d1b4.jpg

What I say to Neil.    :-)    Google Image Result for http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1339381728219_7928555.png

What I say to Neil. :-) Google Image Result for http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1339381728219_7928555.png

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Oh I didn't tell you? Must have been none of your business then ...

Oh I didn't tell you? Must have been none of your business then ...