It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them, the police call it indecent exposure, but whatever. View more funny quotes. Related posts: If you love someone… If You Want To Feel Rich… If You Love Someone… Quote of the Day – I’m not fat
Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional; everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.
Every time I see somebody spell a word wrong I look down at the keyboard and see how close the letter is to the letter that's supposed to be there, to see if it's socially acceptable to misspell said word.