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Word's_The glass of water and the oppurtunist._"Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While you guys were out busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! Sincerely, The Opportunist"

Totally wanna make these to keep in my car and hand out as needed...

Totally wanna make these to keep in my car and hand out as needed...

Funny Reminders Ecard: Dear Girls, Dressing immodestly is like rolling around in manure. Yes you'll get attention, but mostly from pigs. Sincerely, Real Men.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Dear Girls, Dressing immodestly is like rolling around in manure. Yes you'll get attention, but mostly from pigs. Sincerely, Real Men.

Once a month, me and the missus put on our best outfits and have night out at the Walmart.  That's some high class living, there.

Kilgore's Saturday Submission

Once a month, me and the missus put on our best outfits and have night out at the Walmart. That's some high class living, there.

i absolutely love this....it would so be zach taking a message for me one day :) hahaha

i absolutely love this....it would so be zach taking a message for me one day :) hahaha

I hate chain letters, chain e-mails, chain FB posts.....I don't forward or copy & re-paste & I'm still here! Yay

I hate chain letters, chain e-mails, chain FB posts.....I don't forward or copy & re-paste & I'm still here! Yay

If I had a glass of water I would definitely drink it rather than save your sorry ass!!

Gorgeous Rainbow Hair

If I had a glass of water I would definitely drink it rather than save your sorry ass!!

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