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Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out. I am a Mom.therefore I will.

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me. lol story of my life!

I love the sound you make when you shut up.

Funny Flirting Ecard: I love the sound you make when you shut up.

For my sister:  funny quote - I want to make everything on Pinterest. Unless it has more than 5 steps. Ain't nobody got time for that.   *Yeah really. :P

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I want to make everything on Pintrest Unless it has more than 5 steps. Ain't nobody got time for that

Or maybe I'll just go into the bathroom and close the door....that always does the trick too!

I haven’t been able to get my kids to pay attention to anything I’ve said all day. So, I’m gonna sit here and pretend I’m on the phone. That should do it.

How we are kinda feeling about homework these days...

I actually don't need to control my anger. Everyone around me needs to control their annoying habit of pissing me the hell off.

I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

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52 Of The Funniest Quotes Ever

Most Dangerous Animal in the World: a smiling Woman sitting in silence.

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