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@Carolyn De Vera. We were just talking about this!!!!

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I need a little drinky drink.

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

This idiot woman at the Nike store kept referring to their selection of "beer drinking couch pants" as "yoga pants".

Bahahah I have a pair or 2 of beer drinking couch pants

I wish it was THAT easy....siiigh.  Guess I will go to the gym instead.

Girl scout cookie season always messes with my plan. Self control needs to be worked on, obviously lol

Truth.

eCards - Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer? Max Factor should make condoms.

Sighh.....

Tripping over things? That's EVERYday.(currently have 10 staples in my head from tripping over one of our dogs.

My super power is that I think of the easiest and most efficient solution to a problem and I implement it. I call it, 'Common Sense.'

Funny Confession Ecard: My super power is that I think of the easiest and most efficient solution to a problem and I implement it. I call it, 'Common Sense.

'Thanks for wasting my time with your constant reply-all texts because you don't know how to work your iPhone' said no one ever.

Life isn't a fairytale...

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

when life gives you lemons...

Free and Funny Sympathy Ecard: When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool.

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