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Dance...sing...live every day like Maury just told you 'you are not the father!'

Sing like no one's listening. Live every day like Maury just told you 'you are not the father! you are NOT the father! this is how I live my life!

Many women’s claws come out and they assume their ass-kickin’ Matrix stance when they hear some gal say her husband is babysitting.    BABYSITTING?!!!!     This man is a father – his children’s legal guardian for flip’s sake.  He. Is. Not. Babysitting.    True dat.  But a lot of the time, it feels like he might as well be.

10 Reasons Fathers CAN Be Referred to as Babysitters

Many women’s claws come out and they assume their ass-kickin’ Matrix stance when they hear some gal say her husband is babysitting. This man is a father – his children’s lega…

But swervin' in your Escalade...

Have a wonderful Labor Day! Unless you are on welfare, then have a day, again, as usual, doing nothing.

I know what the problem is

I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone. (I HATE talking on the phone. But I will drop everything to talk to my husband when he calls.

Different foods on your plate

Funny Thanksgiving Ecard: This Thanksgiving I hope you're able to avoid the tragedy of the different foods on your plate touching one another. I hate when my food touches!

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Ecard: You should learn to take a joke as easily as you take a dick, whore.

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