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People either take my sarcastic texts for stupidity or hatefulness. So thanks, guys, for expecting the worst of me. That was sarcasm.

Trust no man, fear no bitch.

I don't have a devil and an angel.this man resides on my shoulder

this is the funniest thing I have ever took the time to read.  Honestly worth clicking and taking the time WOW this girl is so dumb.

Girlfriend Gets Tattoo of Her Boyfriend After One Week

Crazy Girlfriend Or Ungrateful Boyfriend? Is this real? If so crazy girlfriend. Who pays for a tattoo on their new week old girlfriend anyway.

"I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it."- Holly Golightly    Best movie ever.

"I've never been a millionaire, but I just know I'd be darling at it!" - Dorothy Parker me too!

This might possible be the sweetest funniest thing I've ever seen! Kids letters to God!

Dear God letters from kids. My fav: Dear God thank you for the baby brother but I prayed for a puppy. They are all so sweet and funny :)

HA! @Kristina Waldmiller, this made me think of you... not because I want to punch you in the face, but, well... you know. =)

Every FB status you post makes me want to punch you in the face.