What a good way to freak out your neighbors!

That'll freak somebody out someday.

Hey Sexy! Shut the door, drop your pants, climb on top of me, and satisfy your needs. Love always, Your Toilet ;)

lol

Shot my first turkey today ...

this is so funny! but it should be 'they're'...ugh! bad grammar ruins another Pinterest post

haha great idea

haha!

Cheating on Women is Dangerous. Crazy!

Fed up neighbors

Aha!

Can't stop laughing!!

EVERY Phone should have this feature:

These two. They win.

So the colours have been photoshopped but still quite funny!

Lovely neighbors

Best. One. Ever.