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A Book I Can Relate To

When I'm trying to "open up" some verbal or written dialog with "certain" person(s), I always leave them feeling like a, "One-Legged Man in an Ass Kicking Contest" It's like trying to teach a "Rock" how to "Jump Rope!" Never going to happen..........LOL!


Retreat of Shame

Or I get interrupted by a 3 year old who is obviously a much better story teller than me and I want to punch their mother in the face for failing to teach a kid how rude it is to interrupt adults when theyre talking. oh. Did I just say that out loud?

Yeah I'm like YIKES! Run around and around in circles alternatively screaming and hyperventilating! Then I switch the channel or turn the TV off. (I don't do scary movies in the theaters. People would be mad at me because I can seriously freak out.)