I do this too.  Then I have to look it up in the dictionary to prove to myself it's correct.

I do this too. Then I have to look it up in the dictionary to prove to myself it's correct.

Hi-larious. Love a little inappropriate bathroom humor sometimes. @kastodgel why didn't we get this???

Hi-larious. Love a little inappropriate bathroom humor sometimes. @kastodgel why didn't we get this???

I'm a night owl. I could sleep early and would still wake up at 9 or 10am if I didn't set my alarm.

I'm a night owl. I could sleep early and would still wake up at 9 or 10am if I didn't set my alarm.

If I had a glass of water I would definitely drink it rather than save your sorry ass!!

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If I had a glass of water I would definitely drink it rather than save your sorry ass!!

"Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist,   While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it!  Sincerely,   The Opportunist"

"Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! Sincerely, The Opportunist"

i absolutely love this....it would so be zach taking a message for me one day :) hahaha

i absolutely love this....it would so be zach taking a message for me one day :) hahaha

This statement exactly defines why I am seeing this post right now. Can't sleep - Kel

This statement exactly defines why I am seeing this post right now. Can't sleep - Kel

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