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Hahahahaha!!!! LOVE THIS!

Of course you wear the pants in our relationship, but I control the zipper

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

Funny Anniversary Ecard: On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

Hey, in case I haven't told you enough lately... I still love the freaking shit out of you.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Hey, in case I haven't told you enough lately. I still love the freaking shit out of you.

My husbands tells people this. Haha

He wears the pants, but I pick them out. Redman Sounds like you ;

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went, I'm just lucky I got out alive! This is so true these days!

And don't forget go on vacation.....

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Chivalry Is Not Dead...  Or Manners For That Matter

Never underestimate the sexiness of opening a car door for a lady.damn, that is why My Husband is SO fucken SeXy!

No sir I said pirate ship - http://jokideo.com/no-sir-i-said-pirate-ship/

This is true! On my last two jobs, I worked one or both days of the weekend and it sucked hearing people talk about how glad they were it was Friday. Now it's me talking about Friday!

Quotes: "Oh, honey, you have gone beyond #muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits!"

a busted can of biscuits. lol this seriously just made me laugh so hard!

When I'm old(er) ... I'm not going to sit around knitting ... I'm going to  .... http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/73/e1/50/73e1507052dc0485ffefa78e5c08d1b4.jpg

When I get old, I'm not going to sit around knitting. I'm going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up!

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