#Alcohol. Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad. #TRUTH

#Alcohol. Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad. #TRUTH

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

Blame Shifting Tactic

Blame Shifting Tactic

Sure, you'll go tell everyone that I was crazy, but you'll forget to tell them the part about you being an ass.yeah, a little pp always makes an ass

Patriarchy! It hurts men, too. The insidious thing about the husband-as-manchild stereotype is the way it inverts the traditional gendered power dynamic. Women arent doing all the housework because its inferior, unpaid womens work, theyre doing all the housework because men are incompetent, stupid, and slow!

Patriarchy! It hurts men, too. The insidious thing about the husband-as-manchild stereotype is the way it inverts the traditional gendered power dynamic. Women arent doing all the housework because its inferior, unpaid womens work, theyre doing all the housework because men are incompetent, stupid, and slow!

Ever feel like you want that certain girl to care && at times she acts like she does && wonder whether it's true

Ever feel like you want that certain girl to care && at times she acts like she does && wonder whether it's true

Quotes: "Oh, honey, you have gone beyond #muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits!"

Quotes: "Oh, honey, you have gone beyond #muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits!"

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