this is so true...as I found out when we were in DR, people asked me and I of course said Texas! ...If you go to a foreign country and people ask you where you're from and you're from Texas, that's what you tell them. If you're from any other state, you tell them "The US."
Click through to Etsy to buy this. Thanks to Janelle Steinberg for spotting this completely accurate map of the United States
Reasons Texas is Utopia. They neglect to mention that it makes a sincere effort to rival hell for temperatures every summer. It would be a really great place if we let Ann Richards run the show in perpetuity and kept the thermostat below 70 at all times.