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Ok - this is just funny!! I don't if I should put this in Dental World or Humor. LoL!

Guilty. Though usually I pretended it was water. I tried to get Joshua to play the other day, but he just looked at me like I was nuts when I told him he would need to swim to the kitchen to get a juice box. Kids have no imagination these days.

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Whenever I am extremely bored with life, I post a political status on facebook and watch my friends battle each other like its crips vs. bloods.

i'm an intelligent classy well educated woman who cusses a lot.

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My life.

Put away your laundry or I'll punch you in the face. Love mom. Geesh, don't mess with this one!! She means business!

Hahaha made my life!

Haha I would so get this.... But no more babies for me so I will get it for my friends!!

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Keep pissing me off. Once the Zombie Apocalypse has started, I'm shooting everyone I ever wanted dead. Zombie or Not.

I laughed harder than I should have when I saw this

so accurate.

I'll fax this to your pharmacy. They'll have it ready in 15 mins, because you are their only customer and they are standing around waiting for.

For real though...

I feel a spree coming on. Its either a shopping one, or a killing one. The choice is totally up to you.