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Well... I have to changed the firs line... I WORKED really hard to earn my graduate degree, but if we won the lottery... yeah... I'd take the opportunity to be a stay at home mom.
Being a stay at home mom is my dream job too! So glad I chose to do daycare and be with my boys instead of a career!!
someone asked me once if i could get paid as much as i wanted guaranteed what my dream job would be... and i said stay at home mom. yes. that's right.
haha so I do have the opportunity to be a housewife and I might just quit school after the wedding
already done with grad school. but definitely thought of this the whole way through!!!
My PA school friends will appreciate this! Lol
exactly... @Nikki VanDyke lol totally me
College is my backup plan!
story of my life. no joke.
me and my friends
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Wanna go to Target and spend a bunch of money on stuff we dont really need? Funny thing is... I actually think I might go do this today =]
Okay...anyone who knows me...this is my life. I think this is the most truthful and perfect quote! HILARIOUS!!!
So true... You can never go into target for one thing and not come out with a whole bunch of other things you didn't go in for... Love target
um ya...good thing there's not a Target here 'cause this would be the story of my life.
So true. It's a comfort thing. New city? Go to target. They all look the same!
so much truth. why do i go to target when i know ill buy so many things!!
Ha. So true. When did Target become a "thing to do" just for fun?
So true. I Target laughs
Monday: five-dollar pitcher and pizzas at Yaga's, Tuesday: tequila tuesday at Tortuga, Wednesday: big ass beer at Murphys, Thursday: dollar wells at Tsunami, Friday: dollar wells at Yaga's, Saturday: twooo dollar wells at Yaga's, Sunday: bottomless bloody marys and bellinis at Casey's AND Yaga's! ....and THAT'S why i'm no twig.
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pretty much my life story.
This is me. Soooo me.
My life story??? Haha
That's my life story
model vs beer ecard
Ahhh my life story
my life story
Ugh. this makes me miss him again damnit.
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this is so true about me, I love to be able to laugh so hard that It hurts and I start crying. Now that's intense.
One reason I can't tell people about funny stuff that happens! I look like a total weirdo trying not to laugh so hard and spit it out lol
Things we should appreciate: Such an amazing moment... Until you realize the story will never measure up to the delivery, by time you finally spit out the ending.
Being unable to finish a sentence because you're laughing so hard about the ending. (My sister and I are really good at this.)
bahahaha, story of my life!... i think the majority of the most funny things ive ever said never actually got completely said... or were ruined because i laughed so much about it
This is totally me and my sister Megan every time we get together lol
little things # 198 so true happens all the time!!!
This is my life in one quote haha
It's true. hahaha
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#College #Humor #GirlProblems
#humor #funny #ecards
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lol to ppl who legitimately can't sing, but do anyway & make me laugh :)
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Funny Pictures Of The Day - December 1, 2014
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Loudly in the car without shame.
In my car .. Yes
Ecard - Wise words..... If anyone ever tells you you put too much parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them, you don't need that kind of negativity in your life. LOL --- this reminds me of Trenton. :)
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Reminds me of the time Jase and I were at Olive Garden and the waitress wrote "Thank you, cheese loving family!" on the bill.. Hahahaha
Wise words. This goes to all of the Olive Garden waiters that keep waiting for me to say, "Stop." Haha
Wise words. My life story while at Olive Garden.
Parmesan Cheese @Meredith Mitchell haha
LOL meme funny someecards
So true! Love Parmesan!
So funny! Love this!
hahahaha. True story.
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Happy Valentines Day lololololing
haha yay! Happy Valentines Day
Happy Valentines Day to me!!
Happy Valentines Day
haha so true
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@Brittany McLemore @Madison Johnson, this is the story of my life. Thank y'all for being my partners in crime aka Facebook stalking
Internet stalking via someecards and singleforareason.com
Oh my heck yes. Awkward moments of my life.
That awkward moment.. hahahahahahahahahaha
This really is the story of my life...
Unfortunately, I can relate.
I am an internet stalker
Story of my life! *lol*
my life. in a nutshell.
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.
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"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln | In honor of Mother's Day in May
I hope that my kids say this about me one day... My mom was a woman I aspired to be as a child. I only hope to live a life they admire. Mothers Day Quotes
Quote should be "All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother" -Abraham Lincoln. Either way it's still true
sweet and simple quote "all that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" - Abraham Lincoln
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' Really great quote and so true...
Make sure to show your Mum how much you care this Mother's Day #inspiration #quote
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln So True!
Bits of Truth... all quotes // Mother's Day
Mother's Day quote
When In Doubt Mumble from 55 Hi's.
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it could get you out of a jam. ;) - works everytime.. The air traffic controllers understand everything you mean to say somehow.. ::head scratch:: HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
When In Doubt Mumble from 55 Hi's. 55his.com/shop/when-in-doubt-mumble // funny...but don't follow this advise...always mean what you say, and say what you mean, and know what you want to say
most people just say, don't talk to yourself and walk out of the room... it's like, I'm talking to myself working out my own thing....
When In Doubt Mumble This is true. When asked "how old are you?" I say "plenty-five" kinda fast
When In Doubt Mumble from 55 Hi's. 55his.com/shop/when-in-doubt-mumble #doubt #funny #giggles
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(Tiene derechos) When In Doubt, Mumble by Fifty Five Hi's | #quote #funny #amusing #type
.made me laugh out loud!!!
Funny Stuff ;)
Look forward to tomorrow.
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I found my someone <3 Second Nature By Hand 'Look Forward' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom
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Second Nature By Hand 'Look Forward' Wall Art love love love!!
that is so true we all need those people in our lives
Wall hanging (a saying)<3
New favorite quote!
So very true
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My life story. This made me laugh SOO much. Wow. I think I'm crying .
My life story. --- haha that happens far too often!
Nice use of the term "douchetard." My life story
So this is my life story on a ecard
real life. @Haley Van Liew Drury
Surprises me every time !!!
Story of my single life
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I use sarcasm because beating the crap out of people is in fact frowned upon in most societies. | Confession Ecard
this just made me laugh. This is the best fucking meme I have ever heard in my life!!!!!!!!
Story. Of. My. Life. @Stacey McKenzie McKenzie Hatcherson
Sarcasm-the essence of my life!
The beauty of sarcasm lol
WOW! This is totally me.
i love ecards....
Haha! Yes, I'm selectively social.
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It's not that I don't like some people, but I don't like some people...beats misery...
It's the only way to be....gotta have good people around me
Some people aren't worth talking to.
Some people need to understand
Story of my life. Literally.
Dude! Story of my life!
...my life. right Alex?
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Lady is a pervert. . ecard Adult jokes adult humor sex jokes sex humor dirty jokes dirty humor R rated R Naughty jokes Naughty humor funny hilarious LOL
More pervert than lady I'd say. #funny #hilarious #motivational #pickmeup #truth #quote #quotes #sayings #advice #inspirational
Hahaha...this just made me laugh!
Funny stuff 😂
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Free, Encouragement Ecard: Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.
Encouragement Ecard: Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.
I believe this so much I point out some stupid stuff I do that ends up not hurting anyone for others' amusement, too. I believe everyone is an idiot but some poor souls try to hide their stupidity ... as though that'd make them seem more likeable or something.
Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused. | Encouragement Ecard
Funny Encouragement Ecard: Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.
Because i'm JUST THAT FUNNY. U-huh, that's right. I'm never stupid, I don't make unbelievable mistakes, I'm just freakin' hilarious.
Free, Encouragement Ecard: Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.
I think one of the most attractive qualities in a person is the ability to laugh at oneself… @Crystal Westberry
If you can't laugh at yourself... I really don't know if we'll get along very well. To me,a sense of humor is mandatory. Life is too short to be a stick in the mud.
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hahaha and the sad thing is that this is true. I surprise and shock alot of people with some of the things I say lol
sad thing is this is so me!!!!
My friends so know this is true