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This is me. And I DO wish I had ice cream.

Free and Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream.

Everyday struggle!!! First Time Mom & Dad: The Best of Some (ee) Parenting Cards (Wordless Wednesday FTM Style)

First Time Mom Dad: The Best of Some (ee) Parenting Cards (Wordless Wednesday FTM Style)

This is a list of who asked for your opinion.

Funny Apology Ecard: This is a list of who asked for your opinion.

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper : "No one gives a fuck."

I tell that fucking bitch all the time. Fuck you fat bitch. Fuck you.

There goes that crazy lady...

Sarcasm- this is soooo true in my family and friends. If we bust your chops, you have been accepted as one of us!

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Free and Funny Birthday Ecard: Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list.

this is the most accurate thing ever.

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

Exactly. #intjfemale I don't fake liking people. I can be a grown ass adult tho and be nice when I need to be

I'm not shy. I' m not shy. I' m just very good at figuring out who' s worth talking to. yup I'm not shy I' m just very good at figuring out who' s worth talking to Most of you aren 't (lloll" yup

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Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I may look calm, but in my head, I've punched you in the face 3 times.

“There’s just no need for it (piv). Our bodies weren’t made for that. A big clue is that every hetero female’s “first time” is painful. No other form of stimulation is painful. a woman has to make her body not feel pain via piv over time.{ author claims there are other ways to become pregnant??? Liberal feminism

Funny Friendship Ecard: Bless your heart. You don't realize you are batshit crazy do you?

We'll have this conversation again after you've changed out of your sassy pants. | Thinking Of You Ecard | someecards.com

Totally gonna start using this. I actually own pants that say sassy pants! They fuel my sass!

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