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omg, omg, omg, this is something i have actually decided for myself! that and hygiene...I SWEAR
Funny Anniversary Ecard: Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.
Yup. Introvert problems, I got 'em.
This is how I feel towards the end of every month...
I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom.
Funny Confession Ecard: I feel fat today. And to make myself feel better, I will eat this cake. Yes. Good plan.
Can't explain it but this made me laugh so hard! I guess maybe I was imaging all this instances in which I would use this!
Mind blowing. Some things aren't meant to be said out loud... it's like salt in a wound!
Despite being a pain in the ass, you have to admit I still bring a lot to the table.