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This pickup line is pretty much flawless. This is seriously funny and I wasnt expecting the end part! haha
It's like Jenna Marbles!!! Her pickup and hookup lines video!!!! Bwahahhaha
Hahahahahaha can't stop laughing!!!!! Hahahahaha
This pickup line is pretty much flawless.
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Flawless pick-up line. lol
Best pick up line ever.
my new pick up line
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Funny Confession Ecard: You're the reason I get up in the morning. Just kidding... I have #CrossFit.
You're the reason I get up in the morning. Just kidding... I have CrossFit. | Confession Ecard
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:) So true...CF is my boyfriend.
haha so true! :) @Kharla !!
Yet another true story...
True story. LOL
Ballsy! I like it!
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My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on. Oh, you do? It must be 15 minutes fast. Pick up lines funny humor
:: My magic watch says you don't have any panties on. Oh, you do? Hmmm... It must be 15 minutes fast. ::
My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on. Probably the best pick-up line ever.
My magic watch must be 15 minutes fast LOL
Best pickup line ever .. This is so funny
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magic watch, for my husband!
That's funny stuff
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#ecards I would blush but also laugh & give the guy props for using that line. It's smooth & clever!
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. I would laugh so hard if someone used this line on me.
I'mma have to use this pick up line sometime, if only I can find someone with a sweet ass to use it on.
Ok I'd have to laugh if I heard this pick up line!!
you have a pretty sweet ass. haha, i giggle.
I asked my husband. He laughed.
Possibly my favorite e card
a sweet ass pickup line
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LMAO! Boys are pervs! My Husband would say this IM SURE! Its just a matter of time!
Now that's a classy pick-up line... bahahaha oh the sick adult humor
Now that's a classy pick-up line... Lol I'm dying right now
LMAO.... This sounds like something my husband would say
awesome pick-up line...it cracked me up!
LMAO!!! This is definitely my husband!
So bad. Can't stop laughing
Hahah classy! That's funny
Oh my god! Dirty.
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Reminds me of the time my pre-teen daughter said "Just give me a sec!" I said "We don't have time for secs!" Never had a problem with any of my children making that particular statement again!
hahahahahahah...people ask me this at work all the time and im sure it would catch them off guard..hahaha
lots of secs.... I laughed more than I really should have
Ha! I couldnt STOP laughing at this one@Michelle Orio
I hope I can remember this when the time comes.
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literally giggling so hard
stupid but oh so funny
So using this!!!
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Are you a #campfire? Cuz you're #hot and I want #smore. #pickupline
Best camping pickup line? I think so! :D
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This made me laugh so hard!! Reminds of something my husband would say to me!!
LMFAO! FAVORITE ECARD OF ALL TIME!! HAHAHA I can't stop laughing at this!
LMAO. I just died laughing and peed, just a little ;)
Best pick up line ever, will have to teach my son!
I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!
Dragon balls heehee
OMG THIS DESCRIBES ME AND MIRA..
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My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. Not the best pick up line but funny
Pick up line kid. This made me giggle..got to love the things kids can say
My Love For You Is Like Diarrhea I Can’t Hold It In
Pick up line kid I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!
The stuppidist pickup line ever
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Crude but still funny! Lol
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Funny Flirting Ecard: Sleeping with you would really make ending my current relationship easier....lmao
Sleeping with you would really make ending my current relationship easier. | Flirting Ecard
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this is so dirty. but i'm dying. i can't stop laughing!
Terrible! But I laughed.
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hahaha made me laugh
laughed so hard
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Research shows that in 100% of cases, when someone says "oh no she didnt!" she in fact, did. #ecard
I'm just laughing way too hard at this.
hahahahaha. True story
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nerdy pickup line...by the way, if a boy ever came up to me and said this I would love them forever.
Won't lie. This would probably work. *harrypotterpickuplines*
Best nerdy pickup line ever. Like. EVER
Nerdy pick up line lol
Harry potter humor (:
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hahaha so funny
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This could be an anti-pick up line. Like, he gives you the "did it hurt?... when u fell from heaven" bullshit line and you could retaliate with a "did it hurt?" "What?" "When u came up out of the ground from hell." Lol
Anti pick up line for hey did it hurt... when u fell from heaven you Angel you!
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i knew a couple people like this
reverse pickup line hahaaa
Oh, so true!
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haha, that would be awesome, though I'd spend even more money than I already do there.
That would be awesome....and dangerous
A wine bar... And I would be poor.
A wine bar. THAT WOULD BE PERFECT
A wine bar @Lyndsey Lake Phillis
That would be awesome!!
Preferably a wine bar.
Hahaha! Already.... freezing to boob sweat!
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So funny and sadly true :(
The struggle is real
Welcome to the south
Hello Summer! Lmao
Tis the season
I hate summer
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store. *laughing like a hyena...* Been there, done that!
@Cindy Rajlich - for some reason this reminds me of you! :) Doesn't everyone use a shopping cart at the liquor store?
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this only makes me laugh because i work at a liquor store lol
Doesn't everyone use a shopping cart at the liquor store?
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Works for me....
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That's so funny...I've been doing this for years! Lol.
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Very good idea HAHAHAHA
this is a good idea
so funny! love this
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Very funny stuff!
such a good idea.
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Funny Encouragement Ecard: There should be a DID THIS button on Pinterest ... complete with loud applause when you click it.
YES!!!! OK, maybe not the loud applause but the other part would be awesome!
Funny Encouragement Ecard. #funny #humor #pinterest
That would be pretty awesome! :) #Pinterest funny
yes! that would be awesome!! hahaha!
That would be awesome!!
lol, good idea!!
Let's talk again AFTER....
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Oh wait, there is no cure for narcissistic personality disorder...
Yup, I can definitely name a few. #personality #disorder #funny
....or personality disorder.