Husband: Let’s say, I don’t have enough money to buy something. Should I buy it anyway? Salesman: No. Husband: Now I’m really confused. Salesman: It’s a little confusing at first. Wife: What if you have the money, can you buy something? Salesman: Yes. Wife: Now, take the money away. Same story? Salesman: Nope. (Love this old SNL skit.) Buy Stuff, Debt, Truth, Quote, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Humor
It's very true
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So true! I worked In a shoe department,it always looked like this when I came back from break. And parents would send their kids to the department to play with the shoes while they shopped. So annoying!
For working in retail, I totally know how that feels... This is going to my funny board because u just gotta laugh when it happens or u will cry...
Adults.. you do it too. It doesn't bother me when a kid leaves something in the floor. But leaving shoes in the floor after trying them on drives me crazy. Pick them up!
UGH Yes!! I mean, when kids make a bit of a mess in stores it can be understandable, but FULL GROWN ADULTS PLEASE BE SMART ENOUGH TO PICK THINGS UP
This is annoying!! Adults are slobs- parents need to teach their kids. Obviously, that's their parents in the shoe dept
Omg this is so true. Why do parents not discipline their childrean anymore? When I was a kid, if you knocked one thing off the shelf... you pick it up. If their was something on the floor that you didn't knock down.... you pick it up! Its common courtesy.
This is so true. Its not that difficult to put the shoe back on the rack! Rant over :)
Reminds me of the ROSS store in Albuquerque!!
Ugh. Retail life
Haha yea id do it too
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I think I'm having more fun that was intended. haha so funny!
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These gave me a serious case of the giggles.
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 75 Pics. Funny.
The Nic Cage....I can't stop laughing
Not sure why I find this so funny!!!
LOL, funny as!
the turtle said remember me and so on so the turtle tells a knock knock joke seal responds and said who`s there turtle said i thought you remember me
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Such an old knock knock joke made new with the assistance of a turtle and elephant seal.
Not sure why I cant stop laughing at this - more funny stuff: http://hotfunnystuff.com
I shouldn't have laughed that hard. #lol #turtle #walrus
lol, elephants seals and turtles, the best of the best
so stupid but SO FUNNY!! I can't stop laughing!!
Hahaha why am I laughing? LOOK AT THE SEALS NOSE
Animal knock knock jokes
Laughs and giggles
are you serious??!??!
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The funny thing is I'm lactose intolerant! I was literally laughing out loud for 5 minutes!!!!! Love this!!! But why we're they searching lack toast?
Oh my goodness people it's LACTOSE INTOLERANT NOT LACK TOAST AND TOLERANT <<<< doesn't even make any sense!!!
I agree with Squidward...the things you hear when you work in a surgeons office and some people truly believe that is what it is!!!! SMDH!!!!
I didn't think this was funny, cuz I don't know what lack toast is... Lactose, people, lactose...
"Lack toast and tolerant." "Please hit me as hard as you can." Wow. Oh my. #humor #funny #google
Apparently, people can’t spell “lactose intolerant”. I guess I am lacking toast and tolerant.
Holy cow, people really think lactose intolerant is "lack toast and tolerant" ??? W.O.W.
hehehehe... funny stuff
Made me giggle
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omg this so true - literally all my life. when i saw that episode for the first time, i laughed so hard i almost cried.
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Funny Pictures Of The Day – 81 Pics lol so not inspiring but so true!
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This is actually the perfect description of my life
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So true! STORY OF MY LIFE
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This is sadly so true. No control when Call Me Maybe comes on.... even wen im in the shop *sigh*. plus thats the chorus and we all oow the chorus' of songs hey...
Even though I HATE this song, this is sadly so true. No control when Call Me Maybe comes on, maybe not always out loud.... even when I'm in the shop *sigh*. plus that's the chorus and we all know the chorus of songs...
Every time! 'Call Me Maybe' #music #funny #meme Kmllll when u dnt know them words...the chorus is be life
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This is just how life works. So funny it's so true!
I'm laughing so hard right now!!!! Too funny!!!
i HATE this song, but this is funny
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hahaha This guy deserves some sort of prize. A cupcake or something! Bloody police service >:( #funny
This guy knows what he’s doing…thought everyone who visits my board might need a laugh!
This guy knows what he's doing... Read whole thing...
Cop humor | yep, funny guy this one :))
I laughed so hard at this
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I almost cried I laughed so hard at this. Perhaps because it reminds me of something my husband would do ;)
When a man is in charge… but gotta admit funny stuff!. I actually laughed really hard at this! I think this is something kevin would do
I almost cried I laughed so hard at this. this is so funny to me! @Nour Alzer LOOL
I AM GIGGLING!!! This is so something Rob would've done. Exotic bananas. Haha!
I almost cried I laughed so hard at this. STEAK!!! Just kidding, it's corn.
Too funny! If it were my husband he'd get a huge kiss for making me laugh.
I almost cried I laughed so hard at this...I could see Guy doing this.
I don't know why I find this so funny but I'm totally giggling!
HAHAHAHAHA BUTTER SPONGES AND EXOTIC BANANAS
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#FirstWorldProblems. One has a bad word and maybe its been too long since I laughed but I giggled all the way thru this.
So sad, but so true. I guess we can either laugh or cry about it - it is pretty funny....
I may have pinned this to my "funny" board but I'm not laughing!! SO TRUE. Debi L
So sad, and slightly shameful...but oh so funny at the same time.
This is so true, so funny, and so sad all at the same time
Too funny. At least half of those are the truth.
Funny stuff. But sad, oh so sad.
...so funny, so true, so sad...
My life! I laughed so hard!!!
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Larry David on cancellations -- he speaks for introverts everywhere!
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He must be an introvert. (Larry David - Seinfeld creator)
Love introverts! And sitting at home with a book or TV:)
Larry David Except I'm definitely not watching TV.
So true for me...my sad, sad, introverted life!!!
I laughed way to hard at this!!!! 😂😂😂
Introvert truth from Larry David
PRIMITIVES BY KATHY 'Organized People' Box available at #Nordstrom
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Too funny! Actually organized people get way more done because they do not have to go 'looking' for their stuff! LOL!PRIMITIVES BY KATHY 'Organized People' Box available at #Nordstrom
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i dont mean to interrupt people tshirt – Shirtoopia If I only wore annoying shirts with words on them
i dont mean to interrupt people tshirt
haha...oh its so true.
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Funny Encouragement Ecard: Will you please get some friends so you can stop posting pictures you took of yourself in the bathroom on facebook?
Will you please get some friends so you can stop posting pictures you took of yourself in the bathroom on facebook? | Encouragement Ecard
OMG seriously!! Biggest pet peeve EVER!!! It's not cool people, not cool at all.
This probably made me laugh way to loud!! but its so true and annoying!!
A little harsh but made me giggle
Funny becasue it is so true!
truth. Lol this is me!!!
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Oh God no, apparently the US has an over abundance of both stupid and ignorant. I really hope voters price me wrong.
Obama is depending on people's intelligence. Romney depending on their ignorance. WISE UP PEOPLE!!
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My intense desire to unfriend you is outweighed by the enjoyment I feel gawking at the huge trainwreck that is your life. Sadly I know a few people like this on my friends list!
My intense desire to unfriend you is outweighed by the enjoyment I feel gawking at the huge trainwreck that is your life. Hahaha
#exhusband #unfriend #facebook #semi #stalking #amused #fun #funny #ecards
Facebook Dilemma - This is true for a select few on my friends list :)
Hahahaha... this applies to exactly 3 of my FB friends right now. ;)
Truth. I have a few people on my friends list that meet this....
Haha. I do this with a couple people!
LOL we all have that one FB friend..
Facebook Dilemma haha! So true.
Yes this is true, Norwegian prisons are meant to take people out.of society and rehabilitate them, not damage them more.
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Putting this in with sad stuff because there are good people in this world living on the street in poverty while murderers and rapists get to live in places like this for free.
People from Norway, is this true? And if it is, I know where I wanna go if I'm in trouble with the law..
Even Inmates In Norway Live Better Than Me - Norway, here I come. citizens from Norway, watch out !
Not Really Funny, But Even Inmates In Norway Live Better Than Me. Well, Condition-Wise Anyway...
What is wrong with this? The prisoners have better living conditions than most innocent people.
Interesting how come we are paying taxes for people to have a nice time in prison..
Even Inmates In Norway Live Better Than Me - The Meta Picture
Halden Prison in Norway
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Bird's Nest Hair. Could work for goddess, fairies, and nature-inspired costumes as well. | halloween hair | halloween costume ideas | mother nature costume
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How to make birds nest hair for Halloween, Perhaps good for going as Mother Nature? OR crazy hair day at school!!!
How to make birds nest hair for Halloween, Perhaps good for going as Mother Nature? OR crazy hair day at school!!! I would be good for a Demeter hairstyle
Oh my Baylie girl could sooo pull this off with her hair😊How to make birds nest hair for Halloween, Perhaps good for going as Mother Nature? OR crazy hair day at school!!!
Would be great for crazy hair day! How to make birds nest hair for Halloween, Perhaps good for going as Mother Nature?
How to make birds nest hair for Halloween Costume, Perhaps good for going as Mother Nature?
#birdsnest #hairstyle #avantgarde
Must be true.