I know I'm getting old when all of my friends start having babies on purpose.

Haha this is too funny!



For real!

Sometimes I tend to think this really does happen to me.

Bahahahaha!! Yes. :P


What skinny feels like...

So true

Funny Workplace Ecard: Why is 'patience' a virtue? Why can't 'hurry the fuck up' be a virtue?

I'm not lazy; I have a condition called "Compulsive Selective Participation".

I'm going to introduce you to Pinterest. But first, please take a moment to say goodbye to your family & friends.

Every time

So true!

Story of my life

Story of my life

Like a fat kid down a hill... That's how I roll.