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I want the kind of head injury where I wake up Channing Tatum tells me he's my husband. I would Volunteer to get a Head Injury for Just One Night With Channing Tatum!

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Things girls want from guys: morning/goodnight texts. Pictures taken together.

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I am a delicate fucking flower, god dammit, and you will treat me like a fucking lady.

so true.....that's country girls for you! Miranda Lambert is such a badass. :)

All of these beautiful country women have written about their captions- Taylor Swift (Teardrops on my guitar, Picture to Burn, and more) Carrie Underwood (Before he Cheats) Miranda Lambert (Two Black Cadillacs)

Hahaha! I would...

Many people do not look for the truth in Life, they only search for those that agree with them.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I wish Kristen Stewart was in this movie... ...said no one ever.

SO TRUE. Do not like Kristen Stewart. I read somewhere that people thought she should be the main in 50 Shades. Seriously she will ruin it if they do.

Yep, nut doesn't fall far from the tree!

That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

Funny because I love Phantom of the Opera! I sing it to myself often.

Funny Friendship Ecard: That moment you and your best friend talk shit about another person telepathically.

Life as a dog lover is the best!

you don't like dogs? Good luck with your life without a soul yep good luck

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Funny Confession Ecard: After exercising I always eat a pizza. just kidding. I don't exercise. You love pizza and BakerStone loves you.

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Be careful in that tanning bed, or I will starting telling u that u have been dorito raped

Sorry I failed to show interest in your boring attempt at conversation.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: I am fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, & Sexual Innuendos. Create and send your own custom Flirting ecard.

To the dbags that think it is fun to destroy other people's property by doing donuts on our landscaped lawn.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Forget about the zombie apocalypse that will never come. The real epidemic is the douchebag apocalypse that is already upon us.

Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when I see stuck up bitches from high school being all fatter than me. Winning!

Funny Confession Ecard: Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when I see stuck up bitches from high school being all fatter than me. So true

Popping The (birth control) Pill

Popping The (birth control) Pill (Party of One)

Funny Music Ecard: Hey here's some Midol. Those cramps are CRAZY! But here's the bright side.It's not a baby.

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