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It is impressive that you are flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time.

No really, I love taking time out of my busy schedule to explain something that should be common knowledge to a person in your position who gets paid more than me.

My wrinkles are from laughter, Well, except those lines between my eyebrows... THOSE are my WTF lines & those fuckers are DEEP!