I blame my 'sweet tooth' for not being able to lose weight but in reality its that damn 'drunk tooth'.

surprise I'm drunk tee

True Story



Alcohol e-card: "Some of life's best lessons are learned by watching your drunk friends"

LOVE this!

This makes sense to me :)

This is so my Mom! haha

Hahaha seriousuly. I'm so awkward around attractive people. I apologize ahead of time... story of my life!!



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It’s gotten to the point where I can't even call what I'm doing “procrastinating” anymore, I should just be calling it “jeopardizing my future”.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Work would be so much less stressful if we were drunk.

Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.

So true