I blame my "sweet tooth" for not being able to lose weight but in reality its that damn "drunk tooth". | Sympathy Ecard | someecards.com
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It's a beer tooth for me. Maybe I should have it pulled.
HAHAHAHAHAH totallllly! But not anymore
HAHAHAHAHAH totallllly! But screw it
HAHAHAHAHAH totallllly! My life!
I need it to say "beer tooth"!
EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE! LOL
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This is my life Monday-Friday with my love/hate relationship with Lean Cuisines. Curse those lil boxes;)
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"I'll be damned if after the 5 longest minutes of my life, I'm going to 'let cool in microwave for 1 minute'." I need my food. Now.
My feelings exactly! Probably why I burn my tongue so often, lol.
i'll be damned if after the 5 longest minutes of my life…
microwave meals. Longest minute of your life
Longest minutes of my life!
My life story. Saying this next time someone doesn't like the fact that I stood up for myself, minus the swear word. ;)
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True Story. You stick up for yourself and/or your family, all of a sudden, your a bitch and become the "black sheep" Oh well...
"My life story. Saying this next time someone doesn't like the fact that I stood up for myself, minus the swear word. ;) "
I am so sick of being classified as a "bitch" because I have an opinion, or stand up for myself. When a guy does it, he is being assertive and confident. Fuck that. Woman are much are confident in themselves if they have the power to stand up against others bullshit; especially if it's coming from a male!
Seriously. Ecard funny. Posted on FB page: Today's Mood: Bitchy with a Chance of Sarcasm https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm
Apparently...when you let people do it to you for so long and finally stick up for yourself it makes you the bad guy. Ohhhh well!
Yea, I actually have had this happen! I stood up for myself and now that person hates me. Shouldn't have been treating me like that!
Only so much you can take from someone and this the one thing they see! So true! So just walk way instead....
Seems to be my story lately. Saying this next time someone doesn't like the fact that I stood up for myself, MINUS THE "B" WORD!!!. ;)
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Those e-cards are hilarious! I love when Weddings can be funny!....but this is the truth!!!
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Said no one ever... funny-stuff
haha so true - my life lately!
Bra E-card this made me giggle
lets be serious
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I don't know how anyone could even sit through an episode of Jersey Shore or any other similar reality TV show.
I cannot make this claim....(seen them all!)....but it still made me laugh.
I have other guilty pleasures, but yes I am proud... no Jersey Shore.
So true! It just means I don't have the patience to ignore you :)
So true! Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms
GIGGLES 96!! - CafeMom
Jersey shore ecard
I'm that girl
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"I can't walk the walk, or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink that drink, I am your girl!" @Lynn Root
I want to like this so much but it doesn't make any sense. You can talk the talk but not walk the walk. See? But the drink part is funny. "Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the small voice at the end of the day that whispers, I will try again tomorrow. "
This is funny...however I can walk the walk and talk the talk....!
Idk about that I'm a lightweight but this is so funny!!
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haha story of my life!!
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No one will ever be as entertained by us as us. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com
My sister and I- true story. @Danielle Palmer
my bestfriend >>>> anyone elses best friend
Me and my sister, me and my best friend.
True story...my sister & myself, lol
So true....with my sisters!! :)
Me and my friends. True story.
Haha! So true!
I'm kind of a lady, but definitely more of a pervert.
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Funny ecard. Again- @Heather Creswell Creswell Bozeman, hilarious!! And so true!!
for3ver-violat3d: I’ve never seen an ecard so accurate to my life.
I've never seen an ecard so accurate to my life.
My life in an e card.
Ahaaa.. Totally me
Funny stuff 😂
And not being able to take 3 hour naps *pout*
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Being an adult is difficult sometimes....
Story of my life! Pants are the worst!
.this is totally me
I hate pants
The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun.
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Everytime we meet, there's trouble...fun trouble
I like fun...trouble likes me.
Truth, fun trouble
Funny but true
Fun & Trouble
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THIS IS MY LIFE,,,, I always say I don't get paid enough to do my job
One of my favorite words used in an e-card...my life is complete! ;)
Ain't that the truth...can't stand stupid people!
This is my life at my job every friggin' day...
HaHa! So true, especially after yesterday!!!
this is how i feel about my job! truth!
SO true!! Story of my Life
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when I was a baby, an evil fairy cursed with me expensive taste and no money. Champagne taste with a beer budget!
When I was a baby an evil fairy cursed me with expensive taste and no money. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Confession Ecard: When I was a baby an evil fairy cursed me with expensive taste and no money..
When I was a baby an evil fairy cursed me with expensive taste and no money. | ecard
An evil fairy cursed me with expensive taste and no money!
story of my life :) Champagne taste on a beer budget.
So sad how much this applies to my life...
Yes, that evil fairy cursed me -.-
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My family is temperamental. Half temper Half mental. haha, it's funny because it's true. and misspelled ecards drive me insane.
My family is temper-a-mental. Despite the misspelling of the e-card, that's funny right there...!
My family is tempermental family quote. Perfect and truer than true.
All of the truth summed up into one ecard.
My family is tempermental family quote
hahahaha i love my family but so true!
My family is tempermental...SO TRUE!
TRUTH! Lol so my family
My family. True story.
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yeah. republicans are a buncha cry babies
Exactly.... Flippin' cry babies.
Can't stop laughing at this!
Booya! Fuck ass cry babies
Government Drama Queens!
They weren't real men!
All the time...
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Guilty.........You would have to be a stick they show the styles on super skinny models, size ZERO, size 1,2..............
For those who are just pinning fabulous outfits their fat ass would never fit into.
Don't mind me, I'm just pinning fabulous outfits my fat butt would never fit into.
I don't think I've ever seen a pin that relates more to my life than this one!!!
not really so funny if you think about it for too long..........
hahaha sadly true
Story of my life!
I'm afraid if I give up wine, I'll have to replace it with murder.
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Wine is cheaper than a good criminal defense attorney. #wine #funny
Hahaha I don't even really drink wine but this is awesome!
Hahaha I don't drink wine..... but this is FUNNY!!
I drink wine to save lives. It's a public service.
I don't drink wine but thought this was funny
Says the person that can't drink wine ;(
drinking wine right now! coincidence?¿?
Now I know why my Mom drinks wine...
top ten reasons to drink wine
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Hahahahaha!!!!! AMEN!! Hahahahaha!!!!!!!! That's so bad, but it's so funny. :)
bahahaha. YES!!! @Victoria Brown Brown Deak
OMG. I can't stop laughing at this one.
Oh I have a few Y's in my life! hehehe
Omg. So funny!
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So true! But sometimes quotes are taken out of context, so I must always be aware of what I'm saying when I babysit!
Funny Confession Ecard: You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that 'too stupid to live' should be a diagnosis. So true!!
I'd laugh, but it's so true. @Sophia . @A B
THAT'S MY LIFE SUMMED UP IN ONE ECARD!!!
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I laughed...but it's so true!
THIS made me giggle!!!!!
My life. Truth
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
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After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. ~ Mr Big, Sex and the City quote
So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
Ask anyone in my office!