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    Can't Drink & Drive, then how do I get to Work? #funny #alcohol

    You don't know me. That was Lydia, she crapped all over her friends seat. LMFAO

    I love my girl! ♥

    Wirtzie's Preschool and Child Care in Surprise AZ, for children ages 1-5. #Wirtzies #parenting #humor

    Good morning....there vacation...our hell

    Life is a BiXtch and So Am I Retro Humor Pinup Rockabilly Pin Up Spoof Business Card Id Holder Cigarette Case Wallet. $10.00, via Etsy.

    That's a fact, Jack! And they're more fun...mostly.

    Well coordinated

    Cigarette Cases And Gerdils — Bad Girl Pin Up Cigarette Case Retro Humor I Think...

    Money is the only thing that buys happiness, as everything meaningful and beautiful has been stolen and/or perverted and is being held for ransom by rich white men. Money would buy me a piece of land, and that would make me very happy, but men have all the money too, and ill be damned if I will ever sell myself to a man to gain what is rightfully mine by birth.

    I do believe I'm wasted - vintage retro funny quote

    Retro Humor

    The ones who claim they don't want any are the ones who are causing it and right smack dab in the middle of it.

    I want you to know that SOMEONE out there CARES. But I’m just not one of them. Good luck with that.

    funny wine quotes for women | Funny Quotes Wine Is To Women What Duct Tape Is To Men | Space ... So true!!!

    And don't it feel good!

    "The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink!"

    vintage mother daughter photography, making sandwiches Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? I don't know dear, you'll have to ask grandma grandmother, ha ha "The facts: | 19 Jokes You Should Send To Your Mom Right Now" / I'm pretty sure my mom wrote this one.

    Darth Vader Princess Costume by mayamagination on Craftster, via I think I have a new obsession with Princess Vader costumes!