Hahaha . . . hilarious
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I'm anxious for the day you realize I was the complete package after you have moved on to dog-faced uneducated hookers. Haha aint that the truth..
I'm anxious for the day you realize I was the complete package after you have moved on to dog-faced uneducated hookers.......couldn't be more true! True story of my life lol!
Hey...they looked into my life...the "Dog-faced uneducated hooker" that my ex sniffs like a dog in heat....I'm so glad you were an stupid idiot and I got to move on with my life. Thank you so much, asshole.
haha "dog-faced uneducated hookers" haha
Hahaha dog face uneducated hookers
dog-faced uneducated hookers
hahahaha im definitely doing this
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For some reason EVERYONE thinks they know me from somewhere! Im gonna giggle every time because I will want to say this...but wont
I really want to be able to remember this when someone says that to me!!!!! I will probably get tongue tied!
so funny, i would do this just to see the look on this guys face!
that would be so funny!! I look familiar? Do you watch porn?
ROTFLMAO~ I will have to remember this one next time....
I wish I could remember this at the time!!
I will have to remember this!!! Hahaha
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Exactly!! Funny when they harass you and their new gf while you're pregnant but you're the crazy one!
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Isn't that the damn truth! All he could do is talk about them and "stories" yet the common denominator was him. Hmmmmmm surly he was telling the truth I mean clearly he doesn't have an issue with compulsive lying. Just ask our counselor ; )
Lol a certain guy at work claims that all women are crazy and the same because that's how all the women he dated were like. Then he had the balls to tell me I'm a cool girl with a good head on my shoulders and ask me to be his gf. Yeah...no thanks. Puh-lease
This ones for you!! Sure. I'm the crazy one. Lmfao. I can't wait for you to find out the whole truth!!
If all your ex's are crazy and that's the "story" you're sticking with, I'm giving you the side eye.
Just went through this same thing Exactly!! Afterwards you were thinking why didn't I take his "crazy" exes advice? Lol
If a man claims to have a bunch of crazy exes, ask yourself what the common denominator is. Lmao so true guys
Amazing to me how many women can't seem to figure this out! https://www.facebook.com/pages/Sobreviviendo-a-psic%C3%B3patas-y-narcisistas/814803528627865 http://sobreviviendoasociopatasynarcisistas.blogspot.com.ar/
.I say this about my ex boyfriend...Tim all the time!! He would say it about all his exes and then I heard he said it about me!! So either something is wrong with him, or we all had to be crazy to date him!!!
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Story of my life: I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it.
I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it. (Hear that Patrick? Come on with that Chief Meteorologist job now...)
I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it. | Workplace Ecard
I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, Im taking it. #funny #gag @Heather Massey Anderson Geeks
I've started hoarding hobby supplies already....
I hate the quotes on the pastel background, but this is so true. I never chase shots, and should really stop chasing men...
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Should be one of my life mottos
too funny. @Beth J J C
well said, girlfriend
my life in one ecard.
That's funny stuff
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Story of my life!~ I wasn't going to pin this, there is one person that looks at all the things I pin and she thinks they are all personal attacks against her. Then I got to thinking, Im not about to let one person or any person for that matter try and make me feel bad for pinning something that I think is just Plain Ol' Funny, makes me laugh and makes my day just a little bit happier!
Feel this way about a certain person and this is the nicest thought i have..bahahaha!
And that's the truth ;) this is how I feel right now!!
oh my gosh the times i thought this at camp bahaha :D
Truth. Oh how I wish I didn't get these thoughts😊
This is how I feel about some people all the time!
This is how I feel the majority of the time.
I feel this way all the time
so true! Listen to your family and friends! They know what their talking about! So thankful for the man the Lord has put in my life now!
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Funny Breakup Ecard: I deserve a medal for staying with you as long as i did... maybe i should've listened to the 5874 people that told me your were a shitty human being.
I can't stop laughing at the truth of the ecard! "yeah, I never understood how you ever ended up with I'm" I hear that ALL the time.
I deserve a medal for staying with you as long as i did... maybe i should've listened to the 5874 people that told me your were a shitty human being. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com
Apparently all eCards are based loosely on my life!
I can't stop laughing at the truth of the ecard!
Story of my life. You shitty human being
Was has this ecard been all my life?!?
My favorite e-card EVER
Funny because it's true!
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Congrats on getting your boyfriend to leave his loving & devoted wife for you. Your prize is a man who had no problem lying & cheating on the one person he vowed to love, honor and cherish. Good luck with that... #ecard
For all the dumb bitches who are home wreckers and think that man is loyal and faithful. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
And while you're at it, put all over Facebook how happy yall are and put ecards up that say bad things about cheaters because you're in denial!! :)
damn that is a good one! Need to send this to my friend! homewreckers ecards - Google Search
Is a CHEATER...Good luck with that!!
Good Luck With That. SO TRUE!
SO TRUE. homewrecker =)
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Gospel Truth: "women who don't wear underwear don't get them in a bunch"
True story, although you are playing with fire when wearing a skirt!
Women who don’t wear underwear never get their panties in a bunch.
Women who don't wear underwear ... True Story!
hehehe so true...Makes me giggle(:
True Story. Funny!!
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HA! I saw this like two years ago in a magazine and laughed for a week. Not so funny anymore... but coincidentally so... did I spell that right? ...
truth about too much makeup.. I think the orange crayon liked some people's faces a little too much
lol, I know some people that need to be reminded of this.
Some people need to take this advice.....
fail take note ladies and gents
Umm yes this is sooo true
Oh yes... funny stuff
Haha so funny.
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i don't really know what's going on with you right now, but i'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.
Yup some people in my life.....are true assholes....seriously.....they can fruck off.....I'm done with them...want to get mad at me for shot they started, cause I'm self absorbed and I don't ever help anyone right?!!! Well that's nice...people that make up lies about people get on a Karma list....because I am the least self absorbed person you will ever know....but thanks...lol have a great life.
hahaha i can relate to so many of these in my life right now
haha this is true of some people a majority of the time!
.....unexpected, unbelievable, sad to say but so true.
@Tiffany Elain story of some people in my life!
Wow these are so true to my life
So true about some people!
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I need to remember this line the next time I come across someone with diarrhea of the mouth.
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Bahahaha!!! So, so funny & applicable to many ppl I know ;-)
I need to remember this so I can use it in person.
Gotta remember this one!
Hahahahaha. So funny!
so true. haha
My Ex? Yeah I'd still hit that... with a bus.
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I would much rather a train but a bus should suffice :-)
My Ex? Yeah I'd still hit that... with a bus. So True!!
but seriously anyone have a bus I can barrow
Lol just kidding......but not really
Ha! maybe a baseball bat :)
Not the truth but so funny
Haha! Damn, so true! =D
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I want all these things! Hahaha my favorite part is that I pin all of these motivational running quotes and fitness plans and my very next pin is like brownies! #howironic
"Pinterest is ruining my life... suddenly I want to eat everything... and get married... and have a beautiful home... and perfect hair... and be crafty!" - YOUR ECARDS
.well all except for the get married part…… already a married……
Yup, pretty much everything but the getting married part... Lol
laughing soo hard right now!!!
So true hahahhahaha
story of my life
haha! So true!!
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Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! Excuse the language but..... So funny
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haha...this made me laugh. My life!
I DON'T HAVE A BUCKET LIST, BUT MY FUCKET LIST IS A MILE LONG T-SHIRT (WHITE INK)
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... some people come into your life as a blessing... ... other people come into your life as a lesson.. those people are better known as "douchebags"... | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
"Some people come into your life as a blessing... other people come into your life as a lesson. Those people are better known as douchebags." BAHAHAHA Oh so true..unfortunately it sometimes takes a while to figure that out!
Some people come into you life as a blessing. Other people come into your life as a lesson. Those people are better known as "douchebags" | eCards
Funny Confession Ecard: ... some people come into your life as a blessing... ... other people come into your life as a lesson.. those people are better known as 'douchebags'...
I am glad I learned to eliminate douche bag s from my life.#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
Lots of douchebags have come and gone in my life....
e cards for days
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Never knew I'd feel this way about the man that every time I was around him, made me wanna punch him in the face, lol
Most of the time it's "have his babies" but I have my days where I REALLY just wna punch him in the face... Haha sorry @cole
I definitely feel this way most of the time we're together.
This is pretty much how I feel all the time @Joanna Kitchen
LOL.. definitely feel this way sometimes! so funny
This is how I feel about my bf all the time. Lol:)
hahaha i giggled inside a little
hahaha, how I feel all the time
story of my life
o god it's true sometimes!
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Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty fucking annoying.#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty fucking annoying. | Thinking Of You Ecard
funny stuff / Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday...lol!
I love my husband but this! LOL
hahaha real life
Some of my friends need to hear this!
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Free, Breakup Ecard: Don't make excuses for him. You can't put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase.
Don't make excuses for him. You can't put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com
Oh so true! OMG,...laughing so hard.
dont make excuses for him... so true
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giggle - I just had to share ;0
Now that's some funny shit!!!
Funny stuff and so true.
so true...so funny!