Wow... Im so tiny and this morning I went to my mom ( im dressed in 4 big (compared to me) size 18 buff jackets, and she's all like "WHAT DID YOU EAT?!?!" I ended up wearing a tight tee and a light jacket. Wow!
Sydney! Dane cook "and the shark grabbed my leg. Well how did you get away? Well I punched him and he ahh let me go! So your telling me a you punched a great white shark and the fucking shark goes ALRIGHTTT!!!!!!!!!!!