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Lol .. So I thought I was super on top of things... Finishing things like weeks in advance... And I forgot the easiest fucking thing on my to do list... I just want to bash my head in right now.... Fml ... Wtf.... Why.... Gah.

Relationships in general would last longer lol. Pretty sure I have gotten along with all my 'in-laws' until now, good thing I like making people feel uncomfortable tehehe.

My intense desire to unfriend you is outweighed by the enjoyment I feel gawking at the huge trainwreck that is your life.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them.

So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

Funny Apology Ecard: Oh! You expected me to keep in contact with you but not vise-versa? My bad! I forgot that's how normal families functioned.