Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour. Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

Smash the Computer

Office Space

Office Space

Dilbert. Horrible Cubicle Job

Office Space - Movie Trailer - YouTube

Who IS Justice Beaver??!

#theoffice

PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE

TRUE

Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959) Full Movie - YouTube

The Office - Belles, Bourbon, and Bullets

Plan 9 from outer space

Plan 9 from Outer Space

Office Space (1999)...Milton: And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

#TheOffice

Office Space

Boom. Roasted.

Please excuse the language on this post but I just want to make copies of this and hand it out all day long