Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour. Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time then I'm quitting, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

Just like my boss.

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Office Space

The thing is Bob; it's not that I'm lazy! It's that I don't care.

Dilbert. Horrible Cubicle Job

LIAR LIAR....."The God damned pen is blue!!"

I just felt like running!

the "Bobs" BEST. MOVIE. EVER.

While You Were Sleeping

go jim!

This is a great book read it then watch the movie I read this book in a week and it's very long!!!

I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling Zip a Dee Doo Dah out of your assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

Yup

I'll fight him!!!

If I got paid by the the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week.

Dilbert filing room

Great movie!