But, by Golly at least I have Cheese when they are Gone! I am a Cheese Bandit Convicted on all accounts of Cheese Robbery, & will be sentenced to a Life without Cheese & Cheese Products, while in Prison at Animal Control.
I have an all black pug, and nice to know that he's just living a regular cause I'm concerned at times -- Pug Shaming. Some of these are hilarious. The "I only know one position" thing must be a pug trait.