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those aren't retirees. they're old people that can't afford their prescriptions unless they have a job.

those aren't retirees. they're old people that can't afford their prescriptions unless they have a job.

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse.  Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse. Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

lol this is why there is no website called people of target!

My Favorite Your E-Cards

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Love that its summer. Hate that I have to shave my legs all the time now.

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Love that its summer. Hate that I have to shave my legs all the time now.

.This is such a battle for date night....hahahaha!

.This is such a battle for date night....hahahaha!

Pinterest: Thank you for making me want to workout like a complete psycho and eat desserts all night... simultaneously.

Pinterest: Thank you for making me want to workout like a complete psycho and eat desserts all night... simultaneously.

Proper Green: What should I do with empty toilet paper rolls? - Live Green - Recyclebank

Proper Green: What should I do with empty toilet paper rolls? - Live Green - Recyclebank

18 repins so far, hmmmm . . . might be something to this philosophy.

18 repins so far, hmmmm . . . might be something to this philosophy.

Common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power.

Common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power.

Except, I called her name when I knew she was pretending not to see me because I wanted her to feel awkward. Is that so wrong?